• @[email protected]
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    Maybe he’s just part of the “why would Jesus want the instrument of his torture-execution worshipped? that’s fucked up dude”-school of thought. Then again, it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      Krypton had its own Jesus, but they just exiled him to the Phantom Zone, so all the Kryptonian Christians wore little two-dimensional spinning squares around their necks with Jesus pressed up against them trying desperately to get out.

      • @macrua
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        325 days ago

        Zod be with you.

    • @GraniteM
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      625 days ago

      it would be a bit weird for a literal alien to be christian.

      Unless said alien was adopted as an infant and raised by church-going Kansas farmers.

  • FartsWithAnAccent
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    …and it obliterates some poor asshole 5 counties over.

    “No really, how did he actually die? That’s not funny.”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      More like 5 planets over. But Superman couldn’t give less of a shit.

      Here he is destroying life on a huge number of planets by removing them from the heat of their stars, thinking he’s being a hero.

      But it’s okay, because it was a “dying galaxy” (not a thing).

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        325 days ago

        At that speed an object that large could fuck up a lot more than one random person (then again, it might get destroyed just passing through atmosphere, never mind 2).

  • Sundray
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    25 days ago

    “There’s only room on Earth Prime for ONE living god!”

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      Those guys know Superman was created by two Jews, right?