• @[email protected]
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    121 month ago

    How can he speak with his mouth closed?

    I’m beginning to suspect that these comics aren’t rooted as deeply in reality as I thought

  • @[email protected]
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    41 month ago

    He swallows the grenade, but oh no! His throat muscles decide at that very moment to cease proper functioning and fully constrict around the grenade, causing it to take 45 painful seconds to descend to the depths of his stomach.

    With super powers comes super painful bodily malfunctions.

  • Sundray
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    31 month ago

    He’s going to end up in the Fortress of Solitude watching old movies and popping grenades like peanuts.

  • @ClanOfTheOcho
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    31 month ago

    Yum. Metallic crunchies and gunpowder. My favorite!

    I think Gordan Ramsey needs to do an intervention.

  • @[email protected]
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    21 month ago

    Seems like it wasn’t his first one.

    Now I do wonder what different grenades would taste like with an indestructible mouth.