He needs a short talking point blaming the fire on environmental protections, democrats and the right of California to regulate itself.
His addled brain (and his MAGA followers) couldn’t handle the complex explanation of why it happened anyway. This is the guy that suggested raking the leaves in the forest last time it happened.
He says it himself
an essentially worthless fish called a smelt.
Life is worthless unless you can profit out of it. If saving that species in that place would be profitable, then it would be worth it. But it’s just a worthless fish without any value. That’s what life is worth for him.
He’s taking it out on this fish because he misheard someone talking about him and thought they were insulting him by calling him a smelt.
‘Cause it’s a better ruler.
Because he lost a beauty contest to this fish 274 times. Suck it orange boi!
Penis envy
Bigger than his hands
Bigger than his penis.
