Bro I am so triggered by this. If we had truly entered the so-called “Atomic Age”, every man, woman and child would have access to 60 kg of plutonium to play with at home.
LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL PLUTONIUM!

When you live in a town with two Denny’s, and can’t ever decide which one to eat at.

Good ol’ atom bomb! There’s no possible way THAT could have negative repercussions!

Why didn’t I think of that?!