Bro I am so triggered by this. If we had truly entered the so-called “Atomic Age”, every man, woman and child would have access to 60 kg of plutonium to play with at home.
LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL PLUTONIUM!

Good ol’ atom bomb! There’s no possible way THAT could have negative repercussions!

When you live in a town with two Denny’s, and can’t ever decide which one to eat at.

Why didn’t I think of that?!