Let 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in
I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
As an actual 46 year old, I’m offended. Guess I’ll go yell at a cloud or something
X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd
Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro… not looking forward to this next one.
45 this year, guess I’ll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.
You should tell those kids to get off your yard.
Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive…
To be fair, we’re halfway through this decade and it’s been harder than 90’s, 00’s and 10’s combined.
As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.
Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?
Since I’m born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.
Big if true
It’s fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet “sources”. Do your research!
I know most social media can’t be trusted because they are funded by Big Tech, but I thought lemmy is funded by Big Truth?
Deep inside, we all know it’s true though
Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.
It’s meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.
Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.
26
This guy can mafs
For those mathematicians saying “tHiS isN’T tRUe”: The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.
those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.
Jokes on you, I’m born even after 1900 and I’m still alive!
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Saving this to reshare in 2047
Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?
Saving this to reshare in 2047
Can’t tell if stupid or further shitposting
That ‘or’ is inclusive.
Definitely stupid
hi sink, I’m dad. Come in
