• @jaybone
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    44 hours ago

    If there are chicken nuggets, are there crow nuggets?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      54 hours ago

      Not if you want to keep your eyes.

  • Krafting
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    499 hours ago

    They are way too smart to wanna be in charge

  • @cm0002
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    189 hours ago

    Crows 2028! Let’s gooooooo

  • @Skullgrid
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    98 hours ago

    isn’t this basically cannibalism?

    or are chickens far enough from crows like us and cows?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      478 hours ago

      Not even close to cannibalism. And yes, it would be much more like humans and cows because ‘bird’ is as broad a category as ‘mammal.’ Some predatory birds only eat other birds.

      • @oyfrog
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        307 hours ago

        A crow eating chicken and a human eating beef are actually really good parallels. Crows and chicken are 91 million years diverged while cows and humans 94 million years diverged.

      • @jaybone
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        23 hours ago

        I’m having flashback to that jackdaw guy on reddit.

      • @shneancy
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        157 hours ago

        evolution is so stupid sometimes. did you know whales’ ancestors were not only land animals but also looked like funky deers? fur and all included & they share that ancestor with hippos

        • @wjrii
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          86 hours ago

          Squid actually posted something about this on [email protected] a week or so ago. If I didn’t quite fall down the rabbit hole of cetacean evolution, I at least tripped over it.

          • @shneancy
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            25 hours ago

            nice! :D glad the silly facts of evolution are getting attention

        • @RizzRustbolt
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          35 hours ago

          Don’t forget “SON OF CARCINIZATION 5: THE REVENGENSING!”

      • @Skullgrid
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        38 hours ago

        makes sense, thanks for the information!