If a sleeve tattoo was a house
I might not want to make the exact same design choices, but I do think the house reflects a lot of the owners’ personalities, in a great way.
I like how there are ceiling anchors for hanging hammocks, benches, and sex swings from.
The tension between exquisite craftsmenship, gaudy, and hoarding is amazing. Every single wall is lined with things, nothing really flows together, and it’s super obvious that the people who built this place, along with a lot of the furniture, were very skilled.
I kinda love it. I don’t think I’d want to live there, but it looks amazingly creative.
I like the Viking boat room - it’s the one that looks the least like Sheogorath sneezed in it.
This is what renaissance people thought future would be like
I agree ! There are a lot of cool things in there. I still think this is a ridiculous size for a house, but it fits the overall theme I guess.
This one is also pretty bad chrismarkcastle.com/gallery-1
This is so over the top that it loops back around and I love it now actually
Same. I bet you’re always seeing something new since every flat surface is covered in something.
…yeah, my inner twelve-year-old would rock this house so hard: blockbuster party friday night, cartoons saturday morning, bike ride to the candy store then GI joes in the backyard saturday afternoon, SNICK followed by staying up way too late playing D+D saturday night, more D+D sunday morning, then jetski rides and a hot dog cookout before wrapping up the weekend with amazing stories, the young indiana jones chronicles, star trek, and finally falling asleep in my bunk bed…
Me: 209 photos? There can’t be that many details… Oh my.
I’m prepared to let them off as there are two slides and the dining table is a Viking ship.
“I want to live in a themed restaurant with shitty, overpriced food, but more.”
“that’s such a beautiful location! How bad can the inside- oh sweet baby Jesus what’s going on here?”
But to be honest I think I’d rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days
That “beautiful location” will probably be under water in a few years. Not to mention the shitty government in Florida you would have to put up with if you lived there.
I’m also short about $25 million so it’s all a moot point anyway 🤷♂️
But to be honest I think I’d rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days
You mean one of those homes that strives so hard to make it look like nobody lives in it?
That’s the ones.
So bad it’s soooo good.
What. the. fuck.
Everything about this looks like it’s part of a failed theme park that they salvaged and are trying to sell as a home
The slide next to the main stairs gets me everytime.
I want to eat a heroic dose of LSD and spend the day in that place.
There is a whole ass dinnig table between the stove and the sink. And the cables mess in the pheasant room ? So much space and yet a dual purpose bathroom and kitchen room ? The general arragement feels very… caravan ? vacation rental ? also some highly impractical stuff in there.
However, I am JEALOUS of the storage space. Man, what do you need all of that for ? Also, there seems to be a swan bidet, which is very fun and I genuenely dig the idea of a frog themed bathroom (maybe not this exact one). I can’t bring myself to hate the giraffe chair, it’s very fun. Actually, a fair amount of the decor is fine in isolation, some the carved doors look really nice ! The quantity however, it’s a lot.Which one is the pheasant room?
specifically, picture number 97 not quite on the bottom right corner, along the pillar-type thing.
Wow what kind of ghetto ass shit is that in a house like this. I’m guessing this place is being used as an AirBnB or something.
