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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
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And they’d still call that a biscuit.
This isn’t slander. Slander is spoken, in print it’s libel.
Americans take things far too seriously.
You could at least blame us for things that we’re actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.
Beans on toast has piss in it??
You put piss in your beans on toast? You need help….
No one would eat that abortion
I mean, I’d eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.
A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it’s fantastic
I know right, the cheese isn’t even melted.
I’m not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.
The tissue extracted in an abortion is very little and not as horrific as your comment suggests. This article has pictures: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11331955/Pictured-fetus-cell-tissue-nine-weeks-point-abortion-banned-14-states.html
OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn’t one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.
Whoy ain’t they eatin’ sawsagees???
“Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries” …are not “doughnuts”
“Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries” …are not “doughnuts”
… Huh?
Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting
Why? Not enough sugar?
If you put any more sugar into UK beans they’d qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.
what beans have you been eating probably heinz maybe buy good beans
Too much sugar if anything. They mostly just taste like shit
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
average american first breakfast
Needs Mountain Dew
What is it Christmas? It ain’t no holiday every day.
That is a snack.
An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.
wtf is French orange juice?
Champagne or wine and orange juice.
(We call that a mimosa, and they are delicious)
plus tip
It was added automatically at 15%, but I can’t read or do math, so I also gave another 5% to the single mother on welfare that brought me my food after I ordered on a tablet at the table.
Such edge
It’s 2025, don’t fat shame.
Uh ok
I guarantee that pizza isn’t American, it’s Japanese or from the UAE, book it
Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes
If there’s one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it’s pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.
doesn’t have a Lemmy sub, but [email protected]
How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?
Yes but one without delicious lungs.
Do I have “cunt” tattooed on my forehead, or is this an everything pizza? Now be a darling and fetch the kimchee.
It’s the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!
That’s an olive
We call those salty grapes.
Oh well that makes it all ok then!
Begun, the Food Wars have.
Patisserie Chicken
