• @Grimy
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    My sister found my Sims game where I was married to my neighbor (her friend). My character was a biker with a leather jacket and an American flag bandana.

    I had forgotten but now I must spend the next hour curled up in a ball, whimpering.

  • themeatbridge
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    511 month ago

    Which avatar is the most detailed and accurate?

    Mine - most likely to be left behind chained up in a basement.

    Theirs - most likely to be left behind at a cocktail party.

    The maid’s - most likely to be left behind in a threesome.

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      171 month ago

      Well yeah, presumably for any given threesome, the pov is going to be two behinds at some point, but it doesn’t matter if you’re the left behind or the right behind or long as everybody’s enjoying themselves.

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        Contrary to what you might expect, the left behind tends to get a bit more direct attention than the right, roughly 30% more time, independent on total duration. This is because for right handed people, the left is more awkward to engage with on the side, so making the left behind the main behind with the right behind by their right hand feels more natural and comfortable.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    Red flag. I don’t wanna date people who take the Sims seriously.

    Edit: if our Sims are slaves to some mangled abomination then it’s a green flag.

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        That’s a fucking mood right there.

        (Also it depends on which Sims game and what the goal is. If they’re doing it in the Sims 3 or Sims 4 and trying to drown our Sims, then I’ll call them a scrub, tell them to gitgud and then block them. Unless there’s also a wall around the pool. Otherwise, 10/10)

        Edit: running a cult in the Sims is also a green flag.

    • @lurklurk
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      91 month ago

      Sounds like you’re taking the Sims pretty seriously ;)

  • @BradleyUffner
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    241 month ago

    Depends, was this all her game, or did she find my existing game and insert herself into it?

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        101 month ago

        I’m just happy she can use a computer to that degree.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          61 month ago

          She’s hacked your home security system, and replaced your alarm with “never gonna give you up.mp3”

  • @Scott_of_the_Arctic
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    231 month ago

    My partner did this to see how our children would look. Thankfully the generated spawn were wildly inaccurate.

      • @Scott_of_the_Arctic
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        21 month ago

        Yeah they’re pretty well spoken. Although they often use sentences that are part English and part Norwegian. So it can sound weird if you’re not used to it.

  • magnetosphere
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    151 month ago

    I don’t want kids, but I would take her interest in me as a compliment.

  • IninewCrow
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    141 month ago

    Closet door suddenly opens and a full sized silicon sex doll resembling themselves falls out … voice activation turns on as the doll lies face down on the floor … “That’s it baby, let’s make more babies, that’s the stuff” … sex doll vibrates vigorously on the floor

  • NeatoBuilds
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    111 month ago

    Gawd that reminds me I used to base my Sims off the names on the back of cd cases.

    I’m sorry eazy e that I had your widow in a house full of bone thugs, I didn’t know who she was

  • @[email protected]
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    81 month ago

    If you’re red/green colorblind:

    • it doesn’t matter
    • it’s hard to quickly tell the overall mood of your sims
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    81 month ago

    I vote red flag, since it’s sound like something I would do. (Definitely something I did in secondary school.)