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Creationists…
I wanted to become a doctor but I was just not afraid enough of apples. Deathly terrified of pears, of course, but that just wasn’t what was needed.
Live hack: An apple a days keeps anyone away if you can through it hard enough
Never made sense to me why they didn’t rhyme apple instead.
A daily apple, avoids the funeral chapel.
An apple on the daily, keeps your body from going frailly.