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Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word “moist” (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).
We don’t have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.
So I’m allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?
THANK YOU
I am so over this forced meme.
This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.
Just call me Laurel.
Or Yanny.
Man, aren’t we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about
Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?
I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.
You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you’re someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.
omg u really C me
Always has been
I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.
I do not like it. I don’t like pineapple that is warm in any context.
I also don’t give a fuck, I just pretend it’s a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle
Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It’s really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.
I grew up with pineapple, canadian bacon, and black olives. So good but hard agree. So easy to mess up if the ingredients are sub par.
I’ll go with that. Maybe some of the people who think they hate Hawaiian pizza have only had mediocre ones.
Some probably hate it because it’s a meme to hate it
I’ll eat it whole if I’m somewhere I won’t pick the pineapple off and flick it in the garbage, and there’s no other type of pizza. I wouldn’t think of ordering it on purpose.
Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is a game changer. Upgrade that ham!
Salty, spicy, sweet.
Step it up one more time with some red onions, red bell pepper, and pepperoncinis. Sometimes I also like hot Italian sausage in that mix, too.
(It is to be noted I make pizza at home, so I go all out and don’t stop at two toppings. I’m bad at baking so I use this super simple dough recipe.)
I’m a fan of pineapple, red onion, and black olive. The black olives provide the salty kick you’d get from the meats.
It sounds weird, but it’s an absolute win.
No, no, this sounds incredible!
Pineapple and tomato, too.
I’ve loved that combo for years. Got my grandson hooked on it too!
The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it’s legit delicious.
I love bananas, and I love trying new foods. Would love to try it.
That’s the spirit!
Pineapple on pizza isn’t bad, it just feels… disjointed. It’s like I’m happily chewing on pizza, with all the expected flavors and textures. Yum. Suddenly, there’s pineapple there for some reason. It doesn’t mesh with the other flavors. It stands out too much. Pineapple dominates instead of blending in. It’s not that I don’t like it, or that I can’t appreciate the whole “salty and sweet” combination, but there’s no balance or harmony. That’s what I’m not a fan of.
The fuck bland ass pizza you been eating that pineapple can overwhelm anything?
Probably the kind thats not 50% cheese and 40% oil
What kind of bland-ass pineapple are you eating?
Probably only cheese. I’ve known people who literally won’t eat any other pizza.
If you mean margherita… A good margherita is still really tasty, putting the quality of the dough, sauce and cheese on display
No. I mean like your typical Domino’s cheese pizza.
I… I don’t eat domino’s, but you mean something like Quattro Formaggi, right?
Right?
Pizza dough.
Tomato sauce.
1 shredded cheese.
If the cheese is mozzarella, like it should be on a pizza, then that’s a margherita
Like just cheese? It should at least have flavour in the tomato sauce and seasoning no?
Edit: tbf I have never eaten plain cheese pizza unless you mean margarita which I don’t like either
With the typical sauce. You’d be surprised how little people are willing to explore pizza.
In fact, if people say that pizza is their favorite food, they’re almost 100% implying a cheese pizza.
And I worked at a busy pizza joint across from a college campus. More than 70% of all pizzas were a basic cheese or a very slight variant.
That’s crazy. I struggle with not adding ‘everything’ when I make pizza at home.
Ham, chicken, salami, mushroom, capsicum, onion, crushed garlic, pineapple, Italian herbs, a cheese blend, maybe an egg or two, then a drizzle of aioli after it’s cooked.
Damn, now I’m hungry.
I’m willing to accept that there may be good pineapple pizza out there… but the question is WHY? It’s never going to be better than the established greats. Why are people infatuated with an inferior alternative? I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night
Agreed, I don’t hate it, but to me it’s like I’m just eating pineapple and pizza at the same time. I love both, but eating both at once doesn’t add anything for me and I don’t think the tastes go together very well. I’d enjoy either one more on its own.
pineapple + jalapeno = best veggie pizza ever
I like Pineapple jalapeno and pepperoni, but the magic is the pineapple and jalapeno. It almost creates a whole new flavor and it’s awesome.
wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.
Smetana pizza (kebab and smetana) is the best thing ever
Oh my god feta is amazing, why have I never thought about adding it to pizza
It’s one of the popular topping options where I order from
that’s when I go get tested for covid
You bitches wouldn’t listen!
Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.
Please don’t fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices
It’s the sweet and tart, just like some olives.
You monster.
I wouldn’t go batshit over pineapple on pizza, but I think it’s the chewy bread + wet and easy to chew pineapple
I wanted to post the “everyone disliked that” meme but I’m clearly in the minority. Perhaps even more so as I love both black and green olives on my pizza 😋
To each their own! If anyone else likes olives I’ll be over here enjoying my abomination alone.
Olive mushroom pizza is my go to pizza.
