• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    1810 days ago

    NOTICE:

    同志们,

    爱国 爱党 爱主席

    YOU SHALL LOVE THE NATION, THE PARTY, AND THE CHAIRMAN!

    习主席 万岁 万岁 万万岁

    HE SHALL LIVE FOREVER

    让他伟大的领导给世界带来爱 🤗

    PLEASE DO NOT RESIST, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 🤗

    rebels will be summarily executed

  • Sundray
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    1210 days ago

    Damn! What’s our status on that whole “power of friendship” thing?

    • @finitebanjo
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      10 days ago

      We’ve been riding on the pre-1990s prototype called NATO for a while now but it appears friendship built on premise of fear didn’t quite grow past the “don’t stab me and I won’t stab you” phase.

    • @[email protected]
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      510 days ago

      I think the people of blahaj are developing the power of friendship.

      I suggest we let them cook and only ask them to weaponize it when we need it most.

      • djsoren19
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        39 days ago

        …we were supposed to be developing the power of friendship? I thought we were all-in on girlkissing!

  • veroxii
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    410 days ago

    We’re going to need some Plutonium. And a Delorean.

    • @[email protected]
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      610 days ago

      The good part is if you can get the plutonium once, you can go to 2015 and pick up a Mr. Fusion!

      • @Duamerthrax
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        610 days ago

        Don’t skimp out on the EV conversion.

          • @Duamerthrax
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            If I had a Delorean with a blown drivetrain, I’d absolutely do an EV conversion. You don’t even need junkyard Tesla at this point. You can get the EV mustang motor as a crate engine with warranty.

            • @[email protected]
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              18 days ago

              Honestly from what I hear, schnazzy looks and pop-culture significance are all Deloreans really had going for them any way. I’m too lazy to search but I’d be surprised if an EV swap hasn’t been done already.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    18 days ago

    Love is all you need

  • @finitebanjo
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    -210 days ago

    No the fuck they aren’t, they backed the Trump presidency.