• Iron Lynx
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      8 days ago

      Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:

      ME: I’ll position myself between the others and the wolves.
      DM: then they’ll attack you first.
      ME: pfft, that’s fine, I’ve got an AC of 18.
      DM: does a 21 hit?
      ME: 😨 (meekly) yes…?
      DM: 23 hits as well…
      ME: 😰
      DM: and 19 as well, right… You take 10 damage.
      ME: fuck, I’m down!

  • @[email protected]
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    149 days ago

    I have a new party of three absolute beginners lined up for next saturday. I forgot the snails in the adventure though 🤔

      • Fonzie!
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        12 days ago

        AC 16, 12 HP

        That’s more than the vast majority of 1st level characters, my guy

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          32 days ago

          It’s a snail. It ought to be dangerous. It’s not a solo game is it? It’s also slow, so they can retreat if losing

          • Fonzie!
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            12 days ago

            Ah I thought you’d sick four of these onto four players, that might be a bit much 😅

            But four players against two of these snails should be more than doable!

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              22 days ago

              My group’s about level 5, so their flock of snails will be a little nastier

              I wonder if these will be the sort that follow you forever

  • Sundray
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    139 days ago

    Snail’s not even guarding anything, the party just saw it and decided to go berserk.