• @DaddleDew
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    1 day ago

    The “mayo” text is differently blurry and doesn’t have the compression artifacts that the rest of the text has, just saying.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      34 hours ago

      You could also just print out whatever you want and take a cropped picture of it. This is obviously a joke.

      • Darth_Mew
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        231 day ago

        we’ve been duped!!! do people just go onto the Internet to spread lies?

    • @marcos
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      51 day ago

      The rest of the text still looks an awful lot like “your outer is a nice person”.

      • @Okokimup
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        41 day ago

        Please try not to show a preference for that fact.

  • @NineMileTower
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    161 day ago

    White guy here.

    "Alright, cool. " 🤷‍♂️

    • @Gradually_Adjusting
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      51 day ago

      Once my kid, then two years old, vouchsafed to me that mayonnaise is spicy.

      I remind him of this every couple of years. It’s one of my favourite kid quotes.

        • @Gradually_Adjusting
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          21 day ago

          He has tried sriracha and black pepper, but he doesn’t yet enjoy anything much hotter than BBQ sauce. Still just six.

      • @NineMileTower
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        -21 day ago

        The only thing more cracker than thinking mayonnaise is spicy is using the term “vouchsafe” in conversation. He must get it from your side of the family.

  • @HeyJoe
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    322 hours ago

    Dam, i wish it was ranch.

  • @RaoulDook
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    61 day ago

    I’d prefer a waffle party to the mayo experience

  • @Maultasche
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    324 hours ago

    I thought that was an instrument and not a snack