• @x00z
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    229 minutes ago

    Nice JavaShip

  • @[email protected]
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    175 hours ago

    compiler better be good.

    also running might be kinda hard.

    I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

  • @[email protected]
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    125 hours ago

    I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.

    • @tourist
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      42 hours ago

      And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can’t make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.

      Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript…

      (He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)

  • Xanthrax
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    377 hours ago

    Their eye doctor’s office is called “See Sharp.”