Let the bidding begin!

  • @JeeBaiChow
    link
    391 month ago

    I have four. And I’m declaring a 25% tariff on eggs sold by u/over_clox

    So there.

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      151 month ago

      As long as I get the tariff. We have our first bidder!

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      121 month ago

      Those look like 3D printed synthetic eggs.

      Does this package include the 3D printed synthetic chicken they came from?

      • Roflmasterbigpimp
        link
        91 month ago

        No, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔

        • @over_cloxOP
          link
          41 month ago

          Sir/mam, this file is for a rooster. How do you egg a rooster?

          • Roflmasterbigpimp
            link
            630 days ago

            Whoops wrong file.

            DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.

            • @over_cloxOP
              link
              330 days ago

              Shit, too late.

              It still looks like an animal! How long before it lays an egg?

  • @theUwUhugger
    link
    11
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    I am personally outraged by the cruelty displayed on the pic! That dino was probably a lovely chap!!! Would you like your corpse to be unearthed and mended into a ball holder?!???

    Now if you excuse me I will go and stab some chickens and preschoolers to calm down, am gonna have a fucken anurism…

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      430 days ago

      Touché future egg thief, good luck getting past our dog…

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    91 month ago

    I have for trade one exclusive NFT of a very rare, never used, forbidden thong of Margaret Thatcher. It portrays, in is fully majestic form, a stalwart Iron Lady in an iron chainmail thong, on horseback facing the sunset with a British flag atop Westminster Abbey.

    It has been described as magnificent by my dope man next door, who gives it the highest of praise for capturing the essence of his ex-wife’s nature, saying “she’s just like that battle-axe of mine.”

    This will surely be worth all three eggs.

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      61 month ago

      Best we can do is two eggs. Someone already bought one.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        61 month ago

        But sir slash madam, this NFT is priceless slash worthless. Surely it is worth at least three full eggs! Perhaps you can bop one of those chickens to get another one.

        • @over_cloxOP
          link
          41 month ago

          You’re in luck! The last customer dropped the egg, and it didn’t break!

          I think it was boiled, hope that’s acceptable…

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            31 month ago

            Eggcelent! The NFT will be shipped shortly in a slightly damp envelope that smells faintly of coconut, as that is what my workshop smells like 3/4ths of the year. Also, this way you can distinguish it from the rest of the junk mail.

            As a tip, I’ve also included a rare strand of Maggie Thatcher’s pubic hair, as a gift free of charge. Enjoy!

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    71 month ago

    I’ll offer you three eggs in tomorrow’s eggs which will be worth more than the three eggs you have today.

    When tomorrow comes, I’ll borrow three eggs from somebody else to pay you back.

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      51 month ago

      Quail eggs don’t count.

      NEXT BIDDER!

    • @Agent641
      link
      51 month ago

      I’ll buy your egg debt and package it with other sub-prime egg debts and sell sections of the debt to hege funds.

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      41 month ago

      Two eggs and two ovaries, we have our second bid!

        • @over_cloxOP
          link
          21 month ago

          Okay, one egg sold!

          Let the bidding continue with the last two eggs!

  • @psion1369
    link
    51 month ago

    Umm, I have some rock salt somewhere around here.

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      830 days ago

      No, these are plain white chicken eggs. Blame the color confusion on our two different color LED lights in the kitchen.

      NEXT BIDDER!

    • @chiliedogg
      link
      230 days ago

      That’s what you get from Biden’s DEI egg-laying policies. A bunch of mud blood filth instead of AMERICAN eggs.

  • @Nurse_Robot
    link
    41 month ago

    I offer a bag of IV fluids (very hot commodity)

    • @Agent641
      link
      51 month ago

      I prefer VII fluids, or IIX if you can swing it

    • @over_cloxOP
      link
      31 month ago

      We only accept warm fluids here.

      NEXT BIDDER!

  • @Treczoks
    link
    430 days ago

    That would give you 60 or 70 cents in civilized countries.