Now that’s some proper boomer humor
Peak
The boomest of humor
Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic
Okay guys, this is 100% boomer humour, but it’s good boomer humour because it’s making fun of boomer alcoholics
I quit drinking for good.
Now, I only drink for evil.
I tried that and felt fucking awful, gained like 30 lbs too.
Beer will do that to you lol.
Eating lots of veggies won’t though, if you do it right. Deep fried potatoes at every meal, that kinda thing, bad time. Kale salads with chili-fried tofu, doing fine.
What, no beans?
Magical fruit, always makes me hoot.
always makes me toot
FTFY
Porque no los dos? 😂
Yeast is not a plant.
It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life
And yes, due to a technicality, nothing really fits the criteria for one of them.
If biologists were conservatives:
(d) “Animal” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that reacts to external stimulus.
(e) “Plant” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that does not react to external stimulus.
Perfect!
Plants, and Fungi
Right. It’s not an animal or a plant, but “plant-and-fungi-based diet” doesn’t have much of a ring to it.
Fun fact Most candy and snack cakes are plant based too.
Unless they have gelatin! I was still finding believed snacks that I had no idea used gelatin for years. I gotta find me some mallowcreme pumpkins I can eat
I once heard its possible to live off beer. Like, just drink beer, lets say 8 per day is roughly 2000 calories, eat a pill for all vitamins and that’s it. Probably wont even get drunk if you spread them out. Only thing you’d be missing is protein and fat. Maybe eat a fish once a month.
People have been living off beer, bread, and vegetables for thousands of years. That’s the real paleo diet, people.
Yeah but you’ll get vitamin B1 deficiency if you go on this diet.
The scribbles for leg hair are genius. Respect to the artist
