• @chonglibloodsport
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    77 hours ago

    Ahh yes. The good old “now caramelize the onions, about 5 mins.”

  • @[email protected]
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    771 day ago

    I love the recipes that rely on pre-prepared steps to hit their timeframes.

    Ingredients:

    • Julienne cut carrots, blanched
    • 3 cloves garlic, minced
    • 2 cups pasta, cooked al dente
    • @MrMcGasion
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      1221 hours ago

      Not even just regular recipes that get the time wrong, my microwaveable ramen bowls say “ready in 3 minutes” But microwaving for 3 minutes is the third step in the instructions, which then go on to tell you to let it stand for 1 minute before adding the last spice packet. It can’t be ready in 3 minutes unless I somehow break the laws of time or physics. I know it’s the most trivial peeve, but would it hurt them to say ready in 5 minutes?

      • @chuckleslord
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        2121 hours ago

        “The package said 5 minutes, so I microwaved it for 5 minutes. Why is my ramen burnt?”

  • @RebekahWSD
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    451 day ago

    Prep time, five minutes, includes cooking onions down to golden goodness. Riiiight, 5 minutes, liars.

    • @Shard
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      822 hours ago

      You mean you don’t have someone at home who will saute your onions for you in advance? Plebian…

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      101 day ago

      Sounds about right to me, give or take 25 minutes.