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    1 year ago

    It’s disgusting. Is it? Honey comes from a bee’s behind. Milk comes from a COW’S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?

  • Spiderwort@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creator
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    That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.

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      1 year ago

      With that face I could imagine it being a large foreskin instead.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

      (sorry, I had to)

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    1 year ago

    'kay, hear me out…

    You are a very dangerous individual. And whoever came up with the concept in comic is on an entire level of evil, all on their own. This comic is a crime. Under which category, it is still to be defined.

    Do you know hiw many years it took me to work myself around the concept of the Alien Matriarch? Too many. Getting rid of the notion of an old dude going from chimney to chimney dispensing gifts was easy. Old fat men don’t crawl down chimneys.

    This forces me to revisit two concepts I never considered possible to overlap.

    Now I want to go and find one of those guns the Space Marines used to engage the xenomorphs in Alien II. And a big effing cargo loading exoskeleton.

    I’m not sleeping tonigh. Or ever. And this December I’m going to set traps on the roof.