Here’s a cursed idea for capitalists: renting your online identity. You pay a subscription fee to keep your original username, or you get an ugly suffix. If a suffixless username becomes available, it is put on auction for the suffixed plebeians.

Weirdly, my password was rejected because someone else used “hunter” as theirs, so I had to add a damn 2 to it, smh

you can do better by getting a domain :D

Wait, you wanted to call yourself cm000?

“What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”

[username]2: my nick was taken :(

[username]_, X[username]X, [username]99, [username][username]: first time?

That’s why I love fediverse. Username taken on one instance? Just sign up on the other server!

Gotta be unique/creative. i setup his accounts years ago, Critical Pancake.

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Why do you have to hurt me like that? 😐😥

a new app

app

Something needs to be done about zoomies

I have a hyphen in my bluesky username and dots in my discord one because of this

It’s free real estate!