No LinkedIn, I do not wish to be nor have I ever been a Scrum Master or Project Manager. Please stop.
And also no LinkedIn I don’t want to follow some asshat youtuber I have no professional relationship with.
"Seven of your professional contacts engaged with some business-virtue-signal hype-train drivel posted by someone you have never heard of.
Yeah it’s those sad people that can’t tell the difference between work colleagues and friends it’s at work and they make working their whole personality. Its likely LinkedIn is geared to that person. Also can all agree making anything your whole personality is always a badge thing. One dimensional people should be in baddly writien fiction not in reality.
Take the job, fail upwards.
VP material right here.
I would like to move to this location, only show me jobs in this location.
Job board: here’s an email containing only jobs for the location you live in.
Now hold on, tell me more about this tricking goblins job. I have customer service experience that I think will translate.
Nah see, you’re going about it all wrong! You’re doing too much. You gotta go for the “cleaning soap” job. Then when your boss has asked you if you cleaned the soap yet, you did! It’s soap. It’s self cleaning. Just run a mild water sprinkler over it, and scroll the internet with your other hand!
Idk tell me more about this tricking goblins
Appreciating goblins
I read it as “Tickling Goblins”
The lesser known cousins of the mind goblins.
I hate Indeed’s algorithm so much that I’ll log out and use a VPN when searching because I’d rather have a blank slate.
Me: I would like jobs within 50 miles please.
Indeed: How about this job in Australia?They’ve done fine by me, Dice is the one that throws me bullshit.
Spam finden.
Smelling Ropes
You need to make sure the rope you use to tie the goblin up smells nice
