And I’m a “mitten of toilet paper” type of guy.

  • @Dendie
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    Tempo 5-ply is my favourite after extensive testing

  • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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    258 hours ago

    Get a bidet attachment. Even at 3 squares per ‘visit’ it will eventually pay for itself. And saving money is very dull.

    • @Kbobabob
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      22 hours ago

      So you didn’t dry off?

      • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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        42 hours ago

        Of course I do, but you don’t need the luxury carbon fiber quintuple-ply for that!

    • @[email protected]
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      24 hours ago

      I have been trying to talk my wife into getting one for ages. Anyone have a good argument I should try next time?

      • @Pronell
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        My favorite glib argument in favor of bidets is “When you get poop on you, do you wipe it off or wash?”

        Honestly though they’re cheap, easy to install, feel great (clean), and save money. And if she doesn’t want to use it she doesn’t have to.

        Plus you get the joy of hearing the yelp from unexpected cold water on the anuses of your guests when they try it for the first time.

        Luxe bidet is the brand I use, nothing fancy to the model I use at all. (Clearly as it’s not even warm water.)

        • @[email protected]
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          23 hours ago

          I probably should have mentioned we share a bathroom with two kids (small house). So her main concern is that children would play with it. (7 and 2)

          • @Pronell
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            33 hours ago

            Oh.

            Yes.

            Kids would turn it on and a jet of water would hit the ceiling. Look into other models, hehehehe.

      • @ikidd
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        43 hours ago

        Just get one, put it on and use it yourself, you can get one that spins on the supply line and hangs off the side of the tank for like $40. Once you’ve started washing your asshole instead of suffering with TP and a constantly dirty chocolate starfish, you’ll never go back. She might use it and realize the same.

    • mad_asshatter
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      107 hours ago

      A bidet is like a great mattress: when you finally get one, you wonder wtf took you so long.
      But unlike a great mattress, a bidet is simple and less than 50 bucks (Canadian even!)

        • Scratch
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          24 hours ago

          Friend started dating a guy. Guy would spend a bunch of time over at friends house. Lo and behold, one day we visit and there’s a new bidet that BF ‘bought for friend’.

          We all know BF bought for himself.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      Second the bidet. We buy the cheap tp, but it’s good enough to dry in just two swipes!

  • GreatAlbatross
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    55 hours ago

    Yep, it’s great, isn’t it? The koala brand is even better, imho.

    You just have to deprogram people who mitten up.

  • toofpic
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    57 hours ago

    You’re a fucking 10-ply, bud!