Although, it may be a “premium” feature, so it’s (still) a bad idea.
I just want to be in a post capitalism society with incredible AI that I could ask to continue a game I’d played before with a twist.
Give me pokemon red in 3d, but make more puzzles and more pokemon and the npcs more interactive. That kinda thing
That’s gonna be my version of old people saying “I don’t do computers” now. There’s no goddamn way I’m putting a chip in my brain.
You don’t want your cherished memories (and darkest secrets) being automatically uploaded to facebook? What’s wrong with you?
It’s wild that 15 years ago I’d sign up in a heartbeat, the entire world order would have to change dramatically for me to go for it today
Classic blue pill. Hello cypher.
Wish granted, the chip erases your memories of games you’ve played every single time you sleep, along with all your other memories.
“Don’t worry about the sun, it’s meant to be there.”
This isn’t monkeypaw
Wish granted. It’s a neuralink and has like 30 back doors. Your memories have all been replaced by caramelldansen and your visual cortex has been ransomwared.
That is very Eternal Sunshine of you…
Use the implant to watch Eternal Sunshine again and again without spoilers.
That movie would have been a lot less interesting, I feel.
Haha, probably. Unless you are this guy: https://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2015/12/27/man-sues-bethesda-because-fallout-4-is-too-addictive/
gamer: “worst game ever”
gamer: “i just wanna claw my eyes out”
gamer: “man, that game was so bad, i wish i could forget it.”
announcer: Well you can now! For only $99.99* you can forget those games you’d really rather not remember
gamers (in unison, on triple-split screen): worth it!!!
*(per game, plus $15 a month per game–forever)
Thank you everyone for buying our chip. We have now changed everyone to ad tier subscription.
Thank you for understanding.
Understood, but there are other memories I’d much rather erase, not necessarily with the intent of reliving them for the first time.
Who dropped all this monkey paw in the shower?
Just make sure you get the sound and vision subscriptions or your screwed.
Loads bullet into gun. Alright op time for your procedure.
If such a technology existed, the government and shady companies would do all sorts of awful things with it.
- FBI makes political opponent sign a contract to never ever eat cereals anymore.
- FBI uses chip to erase political opponent’s memory of signing the contract.
- Next morning, political opponent chomp chomps.
- Afternoon, straight to jail!
Terrifying.
Or let’s say there’s a political/economic disaster caused by the greed and stupidity of…
What disaster? Things have always been like this and our king is a great man. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, or you’ll find yourself in the gulag in no time.
Not just terrifying. This is straight up nightmare fuel.
Why not just buy a new game? There are so many out there.
I’m broke
Nobody is installing anything in my brain, no matter the supposed benefits.
