Wired has been doing a pretty good job looking into doge
Yeah, I think the fact that they were running stories on the seedier side of the tech industry created a bunch of contacts and background knowledge which made a lot of this reporting possible.
I have to imagine that photo was made to look like that on purpose. But it is somewhat unnerving that someone can look like that.
That’s what happens when you have an unlimited plastic surgery budget and have forgotten what the uncanny valley looks like.
Then he needs to fire his surgeon, as they’re doing a really shitty job.
But, and hear me out, what if he likes that he looks that way? He’s already removed his own humanity through greed, why continue to look human?
All that money and he can’t pay someone to give him a beard that doesn’t look like glued on pubic hair
Loved the cyber truck so much he needed to look like it
That picture makes him look like an alien from Mars Attacks.
“The Recruitment Effort that helped build Elon Musk’s [illegal] DOGE Army”
They forgot a word
If these cock knuckles ruin my country I am going to be mad, if they ruin doge I am going to be really mad.
Edit: I made a bad joke about what makes the grass growing greener and decided it was irresponsible so I changed it.
I think i recognize one of them as the kid who jumped on the McDonalds counter and screamed ‘I’M PICKLE RICK’ during the sechuan sauce incident
I’ve read they have also contracted Triple Canopy (Erik Prince/Blackwater) for security.
