I gave one of these to my wife for our joke x-mas eve gifts… she loved it!!
The president of the United States of America
Please tell me that STL is available somewhere.
This looks like the one, except no text
Yes. Yes it is…
One for every Republican in congress, for all those in the judiciary, and one for the President himself.
No, I take it back, because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.
because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.
JD Vance doesn’t need a gadget to give his wife the finger.
I mean, yes he does, there is no way I would trust JD to get me off without a nice premium vibrator if I was woman.
Even if JD could find your clit with his fingers, he would just treat it like he does the women in his life, and caress it emptily and mechanically as if he was patting his favorite sports car on the hood all the while sighing to himself about the objects in his life taking up too much of his money and time.
I was referring to this
ahaha like if you are willing to say hateful shit about your wife’s ethnicity publicly like this I am sorry I don’t think you even know where your wife’s clit is and I am confident enough to bet my whole lifesavings on it (I pull out my wallet and machine gun probably out of date or empty Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts gift cards onto the poker table).
There is just no chance you give a shit about the pleasure of another sentient human (who happens to be a woman) enough to make them feel safe and welcome enough to go there with you enough times you could learn The Path Of The True Warrior by heart.
Damn, incels are fun as hell to make fun of, I have to say. Normally bullying fascists feels like more work than this.
Love your wife you pathetic loser, how the fuck do you actually even manage the mental gymnastics of dating someone from an ethnicity you are especially bigoted towards? Is your wife just an exotic beast you show off to your friends (does jdv have those?) and say “most of these are bad but I found myself the one pure example” ?? like eew wtf get out of my government you slimy prick.
To whom would you send it*
Oh look, I got mail
Perfect answer, lol
Myself 20 years ago
Add a glitter stink bomb and I’ll buy.
That would be amazing. Quite a few recipients I can think of.
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Mostly friends
I showed it to my wife before you asked me. She got the giggles too.
Musk
Same, friend, same.
My landlord
I would also like to send it to your landlord. For confirmation.
who wouldn’t i?
can i buy by the dozen?
