• @Tudsamfa
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    154 days ago

    I always crack up at the nonchalant “sources confirm” in this kind of article.

  • @riodoro1
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    74 days ago

    Why is this on the onion if its true?

    • @[email protected]
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      655 days ago

      Actually, the capillary action of wood is antibacterial. It dehydrates the cells and they die.

      Wood cutting boards are more hygienic than plastic.

      • @karpintero
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        Yep, read an article about not applying finish to cutting boards for this reason.

        Also found out open grain woods might be better at preventing bacteria from building up, was always told the opposite.

        • @OrganicMustard
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          65 days ago

          Maybe at first, but I don’t want my cutting board sucking food juices for years.

          • Captain Aggravated
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            44 days ago

            Woodworker here: This is why wooden cutting boards are coated with an ingestion safe oil or paste wax before use. Prevents significant fluid ingress. Then hand wash it and stand it vertically to air dry.

          • @[email protected]
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            I just wish my partner wouldn’t leave wooden chopping boards or spoons soaking in water overnight. Want to get a somewhat decent one but I know it’s inevitable.

            Maybe I should just buy some nice hardwood board and cut one to size and use that as a choppig board. A lot cheaper than buying something labelled as a chopping board.

            • @[email protected]
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              24 days ago

              Find a local wood shop and ask if they have any hardwood scrap pieces. I got a bunch of small pieces of red oak for free that work great as a cutting board

        • @SkunkWorkz
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          135 days ago

          Just inhale. Especially if you are in a closed environment without proper ventilation. Many clothing are made with synthetic fiber blends, so there is plastic micro fibers in every home.

            • @[email protected]
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              14 days ago

              Ah, but car tires are the #1 cause of microplastic pollution and in the US there aren’t any cities that are car free

    • @Tikiporch
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      105 days ago

      At press time, sources confirmed moisture within the wooden spoon had caused Davies to contract a drug-resistant and potentially fatal fungal infection.

  • Chemical Wonka
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    125 days ago

    well, it depends

    If the wood used to make the spoon has been treated with chemical agents, it can potentially cause cancer as well.

  • AmidFuror
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    125 days ago

    Splinters could cause small wounds in the lips or tongue. Over time, there will be a slight increase in cancer risk. Also, cancer needs nutrients to grow, so anything that helps you to eat could eventually lead to cancer. Better to wither away than aid your cells in growing and dividing, I always say.

    • @[email protected]
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      35 days ago

      Indeed, being a multicellular organism usually means you’re either pre-cancer or already have tumors that have not yet become malignant.

  • IninewCrow
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    25 days ago

    Intruder that broke into his house, snapped the wooden spoon in half and impaled him with it.

      • @hypnicjerk
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        “wooden spoon only thing… that not giving him cancer”

        it should be that is not / that’s not / not. ‘that not’ is nonsense with a singular subject.

          • @hypnicjerk
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            14 days ago

            you’re right, that looks like i had a stroke

            headline should read “Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life Not Giving Him Cancer”. “That not giving” is grammatically incorrect.

  • @BreadOven
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    Why use more words when less work? (I know it’s the actual title of the article, no offense towards you, op).

    • @sulgoth
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      54 days ago

      It’s newspaper title logic, it’s been a thing forever. It was too save space back where every letter counted.

      • @BreadOven
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        24 days ago

        Yeah. Sorry, I was just being dumb. As I said nothing against OP.