• go $fsck yourself
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    786 days ago

    Here’s the original image. It was originally posted in 2017 and has been shared so many times it was difficult to find a good copy. I had to use wayback to get this copy.

  • Troy
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    946 days ago

    Okay, just back of the envelope math. Assuming the car is truly 550nm, so the blue car is 400nm, and the red car is 700nm… How fast is the car going?

    Napkin math says 0.27c.

    Δλ=λ(V/c)

    Now someone else can figure out the kinetic energy of the car and why the whole continent just exploded…

      • Troy
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        676 days ago

        Okay, napkin math… his nose is about 20cm long, and assuming it rotated about a perfect circle. The car moved say 10m. At the speed the car is moving, it covers that distance in ~120ns. So he has to move the end of his nose around a quarter circle of radius 20cm in 120ns. Let’s say 30cm total movement, for easy math. 0.25cm/ns or 0.00025m/ns. The speed of light is 0.300m/ns, so we’re talking about ~0.001c at the tip of his nose. Which is incidentally very close to the speed of sound in air.

        So, probably not quite a sonic boom off the end of his nose. Assuming my math is correct. Very strong neck muscles. Also, he’s been vapourized.

        • @DogWater
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          76 days ago

          Ah this is so great. In the transonic regime (just below 1.0 Mach) the air moving over the surface of his nose will break the speed of sound as it gets out of the way.

        • @[email protected]
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          36 days ago

          I think you missed a factor of 1000 when comparing against the speed of sound in air. I think it should be almost 1000 times the speed of sound, so definitely sonic boom and definitely vaporised!

          • Troy
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            15 days ago

            It’s very possible. Napkins are notorious for stealing orders of magnitude.

      • Troy
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        466 days ago

        I ain’t doing hyperbolic equations on my napkin ;)

    • burgersc12
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      126 days ago

      So about 180 million MPH. I hope he doesn’t get a ticket!

    • stebo
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      96 days ago

      now calculate the Lorentz contraction

      • Troy
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        66 days ago

        Instructions unclear, car stuck in dick.

    • @[email protected]
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      14 days ago

      someone else can figure out the kinetic energy of the car and why the whole continent just exploded…

      It’s not on fire or melting the asphalt beneath it, so it must be really aerodynamic, and have really low rolling resistance tyres…

    • @lefixxx
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      46 days ago

      Why explode, the car didn’t accelerate or interact with the continent

      • @[email protected]
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        Even ignoring the tires interacting with the road, you have air molecules. I don’t think that would be enough to destroy a continent, but it would be very destructive.

        Here is a cool What If? from xkcd about throwing a baseball at 0.9c.

        • @lefixxx
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          86 days ago

          Sound like a ton worth of mass would do a lot of damage indeed

        • @NoSpotOfGround
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          66 days ago

          Wow, that seems to be the very first What If ever!

      • @danc4498
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        66 days ago

        Damn, remember when Valve made half life games? It was a better time back then.

          • @danc4498
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            46 days ago

            I’d call that half like with an asterisk.

            • @[email protected]
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              16 days ago

              Why?

              Because it’s not as easy to get to where you can play it? People don’t write off new games in a series that require a $1,000 PC upgrade, why is a VR headset you can get for much cheaper any different?

              If it’s not the barrier to entry, is it the format? Is Metroid Prime not still a Metroid game? Is Ocarina of Time not a Zelda game?

                • @[email protected]
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                  16 days ago

                  Well I disagree with you on every point, then:

                  • Ocarina of Time is a Zelda game.

                  • Metroid Prime is a Metroid game.

                  • The Witcher 3 is a Witcher game.

                  Ergo, Half-Life : Alyx is a Half-Life game.

  • Wugmeister
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    346 days ago

    Pretty sure the sonic boom of this car passing will kill this poor man

    • @marcos
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      116 days ago

      Well, when that finally happens the car will be fine, far away from Earth.

    • LenaOP
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      167 days ago

      Everything around the car would be broken too, including the car

  • @Kbobabob
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    106 days ago

    For some reason I can never remember which causes red or blue shift, but with this I might actually remember it

    • LenaOP
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      126 days ago

      Blue has a smaller wavelength, so when something is approaching fast it “squishes” the light, making a smaller wavelength.

    • @[email protected]
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      56 days ago

      Maybe it’s slightly convoluted but here’s how I tackle it in my head: I just think of infrared and ultraviolet, ultraviolet being greater frequencies than violet and infrared being the opposite for red. Blue is on the way from infrared to ultraviolet, so blue has a greater frequency than red.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    97 days ago

    You can either know the position of the car or the momentum, but not both.

  • @DarkCloud
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    47 days ago

    This is also playing on red-shift/blue-shift.

  • @BillTongg
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    36 days ago

    I know just enough about the light spectrum and the red shift to understand why this is funny (thanks Prof. Brian Cox!), but it underlines how shallow my knowledge is. So much cosmology, so little time…