If the right side just said one sided adhesive tape this would be perfect

Sorry i only use klein bottle tape. Better coverage.

A mathematician confided
A Möbius strip is one-sided.
You’ll get quite a laugh
If you cut one in half,
For it stays in one piece when divided.

Mooom, the duct tape is turning non-Euclidean agaaain…

You still wouldn’t be able to find the end to unpeel it.

Ooooooo I hate you so much… Here’s how much! Does your subconscious have a conscience? A subconscious conscience? Yeah bitch you can’t stop saying it, melted my brain welcome to my world.