Dirty ass, probably.
Could be pinworms.
Isn’t it a little redundant? Are there lots of spotlessly clean asses infested with pinworms out there?
Young kids often get them because little kids are filthy they then give them to parents. Even if your kid is clean they play with kids who aren’t.
She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.
The bidet is the way.
That’s what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.
Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!
Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.
I don’t let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I’ve seen that happen. I’ve also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I’m glad it’s available, but it’s a last resort.
I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.
Even wipes are better (just don’t flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).
…where do you put the wipes of you don’t flush them
If you say the trash can I am going to vomit
Where do you think diapers go?
Rinse them off and put them back for the next person? You don’t throw out your washcloths and towels after one use, do you?
Flush them of course am I gonna listen to some stranger on the internet or… the box?
Some are septic safe while they don’t really break down in a sewer. It’s buyer beware, know your shit, literally.
Every plumber I’ve spoken with said that “flushable” wipes are 100% bullshit and to never flush them.
This is called anecdotal evidence, and is veridically worthless.
Let’s put it this way. TP is okay because it dissolves in water.
Wet wipes are wet. Just get a bidet. Bidet + TP is cheaper AND better than wet wipes anyway, while being basically the same thing.
I’m not putting clean drinking water up my ass unless I’m gonna drink it later
Not really, anecdotal evidence would be “I used to flush flushable wipes and my toiled got clogged”. Which wouldn’t be entirely worthless, but even assuming good faith it could have been a coincidence, so not worth a whole lot either.
Quoting a plumber, who’d be qualified on the subject, is an argument of authority. It’s a bit more reliable as long as you recognize the authority of plumbers over all things plumbing. There’s also room for error through misquoting, and of course like for all arguments, it could be a plain lie. But
- This statement seems simple enough to not be easily misquoted.
- The stakes of this conversation are pretty low, so unless we’re dealing with a compulsive liar, there’s not much point in lying.
I’d give this a solid 76% reliable. If I had some wipes I intended to flush, after reading that I’d probably look for more sources online to confirm before I do.
It’s anecdotal because some rando on the internet is saying it. They didn’t quote a plumber, they said some plumbers they talked to said a thing. That’s worthless.
Expert advice is perfectly relevant but if you prefer you can soak a clean wipe in a bucket and some clean tp in another.
You will shortly prove to yourself why you don’t flush wipes
You would know if you had a sceptic system, people with sceptic systems are safe to use them.
It’s not a blanket rule dude.
Yeah I’m gonna go ahead with the multiple professionals who have advised against it over some random person on the Internet, thanks!
Says the random person on the internet giving advise themself? Lmfao. The irony.
if they’re not flushable then I assume they’re not very environmentally friendly either
You don’t need a bidet or wipes, just shower regularly
You going to take a full on shower every time you shit? The best option is a bidet if you ask me.
I usually poop once a day and like to shower once a day, I try and line these events up. Bidet is a life saver though for when I’m not running on schedule
They’re pretty big shits
no just use toilet paper like everyone does and shower regularly
Here we go again.
But TP sucks at cleaning your butthole
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yeah and when you do dishes you just wipe the plates with a dry paper towel
No, I put them in a dishwasher where they are cleaned with boiling hot water and a mixture of bleach, hydroxides, sodium carbonate and sodium silicate. Is that relevant to what I do to my ass?
I do reuse a plate all day though.
that would suffice if I’m gonna put them in a shower later
Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away
No, a bottle of water. Actually wash your ass.
What the fuck do you think a bidet does?
Runs water along it. Washing you ass, with your hand.
Good water pressure does a much better job than your hand.
You just need to get up in there a little bit.
When you see red, you’re clean.
Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?
I guess it must be this one. source
Funny but you might want to check for pinworms
It could also be hemorrhoids.
Or they don’t wipe their ass properly
no no, they need to use flush-able wipes and FLUSH EVERY SINGLE ONE DOWN.
You can wash your ass religiously, but one wet fart will undo it all
Just leave the bum in the bidet, blow bubbles
So relatable itch
Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.
^I feel seen^
Yeah, but like most of my body gets itchy when it’s dry out and needs lotion to avoid the itch. The butthole is no exception and let’s be clear, it’s pretty weird to apply lotion to the butthole.
Definitely not uncommon if you have hemorrhoids.
It puts the lotion on its skin
It’s not weird, most people just don’t talk about it so it’s easy to think it’s abnormal.
Yeah, just don’t breach the hole, lotion is for external use only.
I’ve got bad news for you, a lot of people breach the hole.
That’s not news and it’s not bad for me, it’s bad for them and their holes.
“jup” can either be “yup” or “hup” depending on which language you’re coming from. It’s definitely a fun spelling of the work though
Jup!
PinwormsWould have been funnier if they left it two three panels.
