• @NegativeLookBehind
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    614 days ago

    Which coupons did his sister use to bail him out? Facebook needs to know these important details!

      • Flying Squid
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        123 days ago

        “Make my illegal license plate as noticeable as possible, please.”

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          23 days ago

          I can see how a tired cop would maybe miss the one that say Private, because they’re kind of nondescript, but this one is wild.

      • @Dultas
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        93 days ago

        I see his issue. It says Republic of Texas but has State of Texas seal. Rookie mistake

        • Ixoid
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          33 days ago

          I think that’s part of the magik. It doesn’t work if everything is spelled correctly.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      294 days ago

      Dang, he doesn’t say. Did she wave her arms and hypnotize the jail clerk like the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows? Who knows.

      • @NegativeLookBehind
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        324 days ago

        Don’t be silly, this is a serious situation! She probably used this legal instrument:

      • @Aganim
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        23 days ago

        Careful, that might net you a Masquerade violation.

    • SharkAttak
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      34 days ago

      Probably those with the “In god we trust” printed over… and it was an error, should’ve left him there.

  • stinerman
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    504 days ago

    I’m actually shocked that they decided to get the carry license.

    Of course they’ve now contracted with the government and all bets are off.

    • @[email protected]
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      284 days ago

      Because deep down they know it’s all bullshit and they’re unwilling to catch a gun charge, but they don’t mind pretending traffic law is beneath them.

    • Optional
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      34 days ago

      That’s how they get ya!

  • @Treczoks
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    163 days ago

    I don’t know who was the biggest idiot in this story, the sovshit or his sister who was stupid enough to bail him out.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      23 days ago

      Well the sister will get a nice coupon in return for her deed. Also this dude is Hispanic in Texas, and messing with the cops right now under those circumstances sure seems stupid.

  • @[email protected]
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    234 days ago

    Yes, you can carry without a license in Texas. I’m assuming either they have priors, or it’s unregistered, and that’s why they charged him with illegal possession.

    • Flying Squid
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      123 days ago

      What? A person like this who very obviously follows the spirit and letter of the law has priors?

      Was it in a courtroom with a fringe on the flag? Because that doesn’t count since it’s maritime law.

    • @shalafi
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      33 days ago

      Maybe something to do with being armed while committing a crime? Yeah, your gun carrying rights go right out the fucking window if you’re criming.

  • metaStatic
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    274 days ago

    This shit works on them because it’s all fake.

    But they don’t yet understand that the fake stuff backed up with guns is slightly less fake.

    • @Gradually_Adjusting
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      224 days ago

      Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence and cops are basically an occupying army. Your know what I mean?

      Dimension20

      • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
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        104 days ago

        Brennan Lee Mulligan never fucking misses. I love that in the Bingo episode of Game Changers, one of Brennan’s bingo squares was “anticapitalist rant” and it got stamped almost immediately.

  • @lemmylommy
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    214 days ago

    Instant 5 stars with that passport card ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

      • @frostysauce
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        224 days ago

        Bold to display “Non-US Citizen” on your vehicle. In this day age. In fucking Texas.

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          164 days ago

          He’s Hispanic too, so it’s extra mins boggling.

      • @[email protected]
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        104 days ago

        Gues the 9-109 law they cite is for recreational vehicles, golf cars and that they ignore other paragraphs where it specify some vehicle characteristics to be except of licensing.

    • @gac11
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      24 days ago

      5 stars and 2 thumbs up

    • @[email protected]
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      74 days ago

      Despite Texas being so gun-friendly, it’s probably something with “possession of a firearm during commission of a crime” or something.

  • @TexasDrunk
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    134 days ago

    I bet that if I don’t know that jackass I’m no more than one degree of separation from him. I know tons of these folks up in East Texas.