You can only escape this room if you watch every sponsored ad in this YouTube video essay
The door will unlock if you create an account and check the box to receive daily emails with amazing offers!
You have to buy the amazing offers.
guess I live here now
And allow cookies from one hundred partners.
Can I just die instead?
Watch a 4 hours essay about the whole Witcher franchise but the presenter is voiced like a chipmunk and speak with skibidi slang.
Ooh my. That’s a toss up. Go through this or cut off my lower leg. I think I’m gonna go with the latter.
Do they know what they’re talking about at least?
It’s a very good video essay, with exclusive look into Witcher 4 footage at the end.
You are trapped in a room of 5 old people who barely know how to use a computer. You must survive in there for 1 hours. The catch is, that they will look at you and ask you a lot of questions about computer related things. Often times they will repeat their question moments later.
Oh, that’s an easy one:
Just constantly stick your finger up your nose, scratch your balls, etc. Make them dirty, greasy,… You get it. If there are “better” means (e.g. food) available, use that. Then play dumb and try to use their computer as if it was a phone and try to do everything as if it had a touch screen. Smear it all over their screen. Cuss as the PC doesn’t react, try again, get visibly angry and irritated.
They’ll stop asking questions fast. Probably right after they realize what you did to the first PC.
“The catch is, that they will look at you and ask you a lot of questions about computer related things.”
Hah, you have no idea I’m secretly into this!
“Often times they will repeat their question moments later”
…escape by suicide.
Wet socks
If the socks are removed or altered your fiancé’s collar will be remotely detonated. The only key is hidden in the farthest stall of this 7-Eleven bathroom. Hope you don’t get… cold feet
…uuuggghhhhh, no! Opt out, opt out!
So there’s a frightening little maniac who constantly annoys you in elaborate ways and always wants to play.
Brethren, that’s just having a kid with hyperactive ADHD.
You must answer every call from a scammer and listen intently to them. Or die.
You can only escape this room once these four, 70+ old people understand how to play Super Bomberman 2 on the SNES
