• @Droggelbecher
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    434 days ago

    Elon Musk once said 'im sorry […]

    I find that hard to believe

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      113 days ago

      I’m sorry [I might get in trouble because] I showed you my penis

    • @kernelle
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      844 days ago

      The attendant worked as a member of the cabin crew on a contract basis for SpaceX’s corporate jet fleet. She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider.

      Source

      • @snekerpimp
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        714 days ago

        “When you’re famous you can just grab them by the pussy” - some other piece of shit running the government

          • @[email protected]
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            33 days ago

            Sounds unlikely. I think he just offered Swift his sperm because he’s gross. I was thinking of something that was more like “An Indecent Proposal” but for pregnancy.

    • @tankplanker
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      194 days ago

      It gets worse as the horse was part of a herd that came with the ranches he purchased to smush into a mega ranch. He wanted rid of the horses as they cost a fair bit to keep, so he was literally giving away something that saved him money and cost them.

    • @Tangent5280
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      143 days ago

      I see penises all the time without even getting paid for it

      • @[email protected]
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        73 days ago

        You should monetize that hobby. Go into healthcare or prostitution, maybe even life portrait artistry if you’re really good at it.

        • Panda (he/him)OP
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          43 days ago

          If I got paid to see the penises I see, I’d get charged with prostitution!

    • @MilitantAtheist
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      34 days ago

      I mean just the name has had me convinced since the first time I heard it that he’s a Bond villain.

  • @someguy3
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    54 days ago

    Are inspirational posters coming back?

  • hmmm
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    13 days ago

    Naaah, Sell me Xhitter. So, I can nuke it.

  • @[email protected]
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    14 days ago

    Nice. The world needs a lot more of these. Nothing makes someone look like an idiot like a direct verifiable quote.