I ate a pizza…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • @Feathercrown
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    817 hours ago

    Took a shit for the glory of the empire!

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      13 hours ago

      May all your dumps be satisfying, for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • @psion1369
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    314 hours ago

    I did nothing all day, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • @daggermoon
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    417 hours ago

    I fucked your mom for the glory of the empire

  • @dwemthy
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    518 hours ago

    I cleared my Gradle caches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      318 hours ago

      The Empire wants to know if this is related to Java before it assesses glory.

      • @dwemthy
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        217 hours ago

        It is related to Java by way of Kotlin. Although disgusting even the JVM can be used to further the glory of the empire!

        • @Remember_the_toothOP
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          217 hours ago

          The Empire tentatively offers you glory, but also points out that you’re on thin ice.

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            3 hours ago

            You made me laugh out loud and you have therefore brought much joy and glory to the empire!

            In fact, this whole thing is glorious on a glorious scale. YOU BRING MUCH GLORY TO THE EMPIRE, GLORIOUSLY GLORIFYING OP!

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      14 hours ago

      May you have many more even-more-glorious orgasms, personal gratification warrior!

  • @spirinolas
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    419 hours ago

    I had a cup of tea and four cookies for the glory of the empire

  • @Skullgrid
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    18 hours ago

    Wasted time playing fruit basket FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

  • @kuneho
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    41 day ago

    I just scratched my balls…

    …for the glory of The Empire, of course.

  • @PahdyGnome
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    51 day ago

    I just bought a round for drinks for the glory of The Empire!

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      221 hours ago

      A round of bloodwine on PahdyGnome! QaPla! Glory to you and your house!

    • @hOrni
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      311 hours ago

      OP deleted his post for the glory of the empire!

      • @Remember_the_toothOP
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        111 hours ago

        Ha ha ha ha. I accidentally responded to my own post rather than the comment I intended…a couple of times.

  • nerv
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    41 day ago

    OP, this should be, at least, a weekly rally, to boost the morale of the warriors. For the glory of the Empire!

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      31 day ago

      Indeed, how glorious it is to wallow in the mighty deeds of our fellow warriors. MORE GLORY TO THE EMPIRE.

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      31 day ago

      More might for the might of the glorious empire and future personal victory and glory to you, intellectual warrior!

    • @Remember_the_toothOP
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      41 day ago

      Refreshing the strength of the warrior! Glory to you and your house!