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I’m sorry maam you appear to be a little big around the waist, please present papers or stand in that line over there to be tested.
So. Not my state, but I’m pretty certain that that might run foul of the US Constitution. Even with the current Supreme Court.
Just like in Nazi Germany, and pregnant women instead of Jews. Are pregnant women required to wear some signs, too?
What in the actual fuck is happening in America? Jesus Christ what a shit show America has become.
Christo fascism under the veil of patriotism. Pretty much what was expected to happen…
Every-dystopia everywhere all at once. Wheeeee.
So one idiot in one state proposes a bill that has no co-signors and no hearing date and that somehow represents not only the other 49 states but also the other 340,000,000 people living here?
You are coming from a .ca instance so I presume you live in Canada…where you have politicians looking to Ban Abortion and make Gay Marriage illegal.
What in the actual fuck is happening in Canada? Jesus Christ what a shit show Canada has become.
How’d Roe vs Wade workout for you again? Don’t tell me to watch what Canada does. I do already.
The problem is every single time your shitstain excuse of a cuntry does something, the rest of the world needs to hold its breath to see what level of stupid happens.
We can get safe and effective abortions in this country. Our kids can go to school safely in this country. We have access to universal healthcare for everyone in this country.
Canadas not perfect, but as of today your country just lost its democracy with your rapist leaders executive order to control everything and change the laws seemingly by snapping his fingers and shitting in his diaper.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/02/ensuring-accountability-for-all-agencies/
So please feel free to shit on Canada all you want, but when your cuntry falls you’ll most likely be looking for a place to run to.
Sorry and one more thing: As a Canadian I would welcome you and your family with open arms to this country to make your life better as well should you need a place to escape to.
There’s a difference. That fucking loony isn’t going to get anywhere in Canada. Shit like this is actually getting passed in the US. Today Trump moved to fire all Biden era prosecutors.
In Canada Today Justin Trudeau made a speech or some shit while the main news focus is potential LPC candidates arguing about the deficit while we nervously watch our southern border.
We used to say that about Trump.
That fucking loony isn’t going to get anywhere in Canada.
That fucking loony is ALREADY in your Government.
Shit like this is actually getting passed in the US.
No, it’s not. There is literally nowhere in the United States that has passed or even nearly passed legislation requiring the registration of pregnancies.
Today Trump moved to fire all Biden era prosecutors.
Which has nothing to do with what we’re talking about.
You have your own stupid politicians. Every Nation does. We happen to have a really stupid one in charge of our Federal Government right now but that’s a separate matter than some idiot in Missouri.
He’s a backbencher from Hellberta who has no power in Parliament.
No, it’s not. There is literally nowhere in the United States that has passed or even nearly passed legislation requiring the registration of pregnancies.
The bill has hit Missouri’s House tho, so it’s gone way further than the musings of a Canadian backbencher who spouts his stupid opinions.
Next House Hearing: Hearing not scheduled Calendar: Bill currently not on a House calendar
But it hasn’t even hit the house. This is the American legislative process. Any bill can be introduced and read. It takes a lot to be placed on the calendar, but even then doesn’t guarantee any chance at passing. So no, this is literally no further than “the musings of a Canadian backbencher who spouts his stupid opinions”.
The public hearing only happened yesterday. There will be more work done on this soon enough.
How’s that bird flu?
House Bill 807, nicknamed the “Save MO Babies Act,” was proposed by Republican state Rep. Phil Amato.
The bill summary states that, if passed, Missouri would create a registry of every expecting mother in the state “who is at risk for seeking an abortion” starting July 1, 2026. The list would be created through the Maternal and Child Services division of the Department of Social Services, but the measure did not specify how the “at risk” would be identified.
The same dickheads who want a registery of pregnant women would screech about tyranny if there was a registery of gun owners.
Their only animating principle is “I get to tell ‘inferior people’ what to do.”
I picked late summer. They’ve exceeded my expectations. Sad…
Wow, not even a month and they are making lists.
OK, now do guns
Give pregnant people guns? 🤔
Could work!
Woah, now what about the rights of
menactual people
Well that’s pretty much expected from that shit ass state I left behind.
Before you get panicky, proposed. Anyone can propose anything, and state lawmakers are a whole other kind of crazy.
That someone even proposes such a shit should ring all alarm bells.
The fact that someone in power even has this desire is fucking troubling.
It’s like saying we shouldn’t worry about a pedophile at a playground because they’re only proposing to rape the children.
True, and crazy proposals like this in the US happened all the time for decades already.
Having said that, the amount of bat shit crazy theology proposals has been going through the roof these past few weeks
It’sll literally been weeks, it feels like decades already
Now if they only counted as 3/5 of a person, then the real outrage would start.
