I feel like if you grew enough to have a visible eatable mass it would be pretty goopy.
Though dried would be curious.
No nutritional value whatsoever. They would simply pass through your system unbothered.
- this is a joke, but who knows lol. If they’re as resilient as they say then why would your teeth and digestive system affect them?
A sugar cube is impervious to the vaccum of space, radiation, absolute zero and complete dehydration
Yet I can still eat it
We should be sending sugar cubes out into space.
This will incentivise horses to develop their own space program, which would lead to a space race between the species.
But how will they operate the fine machinery with their hooves? I hear you ask.
If they can pull a cart, then they can pull a lever.
It’s not very impervious to water.
The sugar doesn’t gut destroyed or disappear, it just changes form and once you dry it out you’ve got your sugar again. Much like a tardigrade
Well they’re probably a good source of protein in that case!
Fair assumption of a point 👍
They’re probably too small to taste and digest. You probably got some in you right now.
Indeed, but I mean like a lot of them, in large quantity, like a bowl of Tardios…
You’re eating your Tardios watching cartons and the cat runs in and spills them on the carpet. You’re never getting them out.
Because they’re so small I think a bowl of tardios would be more like a liquid, probably not very viscous, and more than likely wouldn’t taste like anything. I think the “texture” of that would feel disgusting though
The biggest ones are about the size of teff grains or fine couscous, which is more like sand than a fine powder
I never drink pound water though
Chicken. Obv.
Just started playing Death Stranding, have you?
No, just a random thought of a question.
Now I’m scared to ask, but I must ask, is that a real game?
Yes. You play Norman Reedus with a baby in a jar plugged into his chest delivering packages during a pandemic while Léa Seydoux feeds him fat tardigrades. Because Hideo Kojima. It’s really good.
what
You also pee on ghosts
huh
Allow me to reiterate.
Because Hideo Kojima.
I don’t know what the fuck I just read, but we need a link or three…
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/death-stranding/
It’s one of the most memorable games I’ve played in years. And a sequel is coming.
Probably taste like Doritos
Ranch or Spicy?
