• @MataVatnikOP
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      Had to search that one up… God bless America 🇺🇸

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      Ohhh, lemme tell you bout my other breakfast creation. Yogurt w peach jelly, garnished with black olives, prosciutto and assorted nuts… It’s Mediterranean, at least that’s what I tell my brother.

  • @[email protected]
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    protein, fiber, carbohydrates, and a staple grain - feels like an exceptional and healthy choice to me

  • BlueFootedPetey
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    Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.

    Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.

    On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.

      • @Wetstew
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        Hey OP, it’s me, Wetstew. You doing alright?

        • @MataVatnikOP
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          Hi Wetstew 👋 It’s been a Rollercoaster but I in spite of that its the best it’s ever been in a long time. Thank you for asking 🫶

          • @Wetstew
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            Hell yeah man, Persist.
            Outlive your enemies.👍

  • @Jollyllama
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    Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.

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    The kind of stuff I do to postpone having to go to walmart

  • @mojofrododojo
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    that’s gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    A modern take of the full english. You’ve got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.

    • @MataVatnikOP
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      My British coworker said something similar 🤣

    • @MataVatnikOP
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      Me being a degenerate aside, this combo is actually pretty good.

      • RandomStickman
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        I don’t think I’ve seen that Doritos flavour in my area but if I ever get a chance I’ll try some thing. You’re a degen inspo OP <3

        • @MataVatnikOP
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          It’s this one particular shop n save ive been going to. They also had Sriracha flavor, and Cheeseburger flavor.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’ll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.

    For breakfast I’m more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.

    • @MintyFresh
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      Lol. Marijuana and choices were made.

      • @Feathercrown
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        I don’t smoke but my naturally high food curiosity and low inhibitions make me pretty similar in that department to someone who does

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    Gag reflex strongly kicking in

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    7.5/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.

    • @MataVatnikOP
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      This flavor came in pretty clutch, I haven’t been a fan of their other experimental flavors.