Fuck… now I’m hungry.
Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.
Answer with a funny voice, how about you?
Answer, obviously
I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.
But this is a wi(t)ch though.
Answer, obviously. It’s not every day you get a call from a sandwich.
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Then I get to eat the rich, which is almost as good.
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You did specify it was Musk and Trump.
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Scamwich.
Sandswitch.
Then I would be tricked and their deception has reached another low.
Sorry I can’t answer… I’m already on a call.
Too much lettuce. I’d let it go to voicemail.
Hello? Yes, this is mouth.
Tap green. Twice.
Clearly a spam call, ignore
accept
Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich
Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?
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What monster red phones this
