Ah, the little known Newtons 4th law of motion:
Public masturbator shall not be able to bust a nut under 1200 seconds.
I love when rules exist as a clear response to someone’s gross behavior. I imagine this sign was posted after a person ‘loitered’ for a suspicious amount of time, then did not choose a dvd…but everything was sticky afterwards.
Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else
Looks like ink. But I’m not examining further.
Invisible ink from ww2
Is this still a thing?
Understandable. I worked at a movie rental place and people would spend a not okay amount of time in the porn room
you have a dedicated room?!
My local Family Video just has them out with the action/adventure movies
The Dark Knight, Deadpool, Debbie Does Dallas, Dracula Untold…
Where do you live? The 90s?
Kansas, so basically yeah
You don’t?!
I call mine the Criterion Collection!
Important decisions should not be rushed.
Lmao you need more?
Literally 1984
Yeah, shouldn’t it be at least thirty minutes?
