A nation that stands above all others in inventiveness, ingenuity, opportunity and intellect has announced plans to accidentally reintroduce polio.

  • @uebquauntbez
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    112 hours ago

    For them deciding even poly o’ crises do no harm …

    • The Pantser
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      141 day ago

      Make Everyone Sick Again - Black MESA

      • @[email protected]
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        23 hours ago

        Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you

        Maybe Black MESA

        That was a joke

        Ha ha

        Fat chance!

  • Nougat
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    271 day ago

    “If vaccines were effective, how come nobody gets vaccinated for smallpox anymore?”

    • @[email protected]
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      81 day ago

      This guy says what I’m thinking!!

      Also, seat belts? You really think it’s a good idea to be strapped into a car when someone crashes directly into you?

    • @FlexibleToast
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      324 hours ago

      Joke is on you. I have been vaccinated for smallpox.

  • @[email protected]
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    823 hours ago

    It’s not accidental. When you play Russian roulette and end up shooting yourself, it’s not an accident, it’s an obvious consequence of the choices you made. If the result can reasonably be expected, it’s intentional.

  • @glitch1985
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    121 day ago

    The children can have a little bit of polio as a treat.

  • @theUwUhugger
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    61 day ago

    A nation that stands above all others in inventiveness, ingenuity, opportunity…

    What? 😂