• @[email protected]
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          512 hours ago

          Damn, the second one is such a mood. I’d love to get drunk and mess around with grenades right now.

          • @kautau
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            24 hours ago

            That’s basically half the plot of any S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game, so there’s no better time than the present

  • @jaybone
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    28 hours ago

    Why did I think that was Barbera Streisand on meth?

  • Psaldorn
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    2713 hours ago

    THERE WAS A FIREFIIIIGHT!

    • @Darrell_Winfield
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      913 hours ago

      Been too long since I’ve watched this movie. Time for another go!

        • @Darrell_Winfield
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          89 hours ago

          Boondock Saints

          Irish Brothers take a vigilante justice approach. Willem Dafoe is the detective pursuing them. Violence throughout, a touch of nudity for comedic purposes, overall a very enjoyable cult film.

          They made a second one which isn’t a terrible movie, but it missed the mark a bit and fell short of the first one, so that was disappointing.

      • @Whirling_Ashandarei
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        511 hours ago

        I wish the second wasn’t so terrible. Or maybe that they never made it. Heard rumblings about a 3rd but no idea if that’s still on.

        • jackeryjoo
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          111 hours ago

          Iirc at least one of the main actors has passed away

          • @Whirling_Ashandarei
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            110 hours ago

            Eh don’t think so from a brief googling, but they are all old as shit now.

  • halyk.the.red
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    411 hours ago

    I was gunna transition, but I realized I was going to look like Willem Dafoe in drag. Not that alone would have stopped me, he just kinda looks like my mom there, and I hate that woman.

    I just don’t want her specter staring back at me from reflective surfaces, as I carelessly cast my unfocused gaze into darkened rooms as I pass by for the rest of my life.

    Although, if anyone would come back from the dead to torment me from the shadows for the rest of my natural life, it would be that woman.

    • @[email protected]
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      78 hours ago

      I assumed I was going to be the ugliest woman in the universe, but got to the point where I was ok with that to get to stop pretending to be a man.

      Turns out I only look like my mom when I get my hair done like hers.

      And once I figured out my style, I’m doing pretty well for myself.

      • halyk.the.red
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        11 hour ago

        Hey, that’s awesome. I’d love to stop pretending. Though artificially manifested, I would like to live authentically.

  • @finitebanjo
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    113 hours ago

    Is there a movie where Willem Dafoe lifts heavy objects, bakes bread, or cries at his desk?