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no mouth to scream unfortunately
Oh boy! Scientific horrors beyond my comprehension!
But not beyond the brain-in-a-box’s comprehension!
Oh god that poor thing. Man, I don’t know man. :( I just remembered that Quote from the last Unicorn, only instead of trapping them inside a girl they trapped them inside a box. “You’ve lost them. They’ll go mad in there!”
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ‘HATE’ WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.
i have to find where i put it!
Hmm that’s interesting… Let me know if you find it again, would you be interested in converting it in a short film script?
This is also a plot point in the French animated scifi move Mars Express. It’s super good!
They call it “Wetware-as-a-Service” that just grossed me out. I don’t like this timeline we’re in. Exit simulation please…
Omg. That’s so much worse. What the fck, Melbourne? (.-.)
sudo exit simulation please abracadabra Rumpelstiltskin
Braaains!
speaking about biological computers
“Crap! Bob there’s a unit in Rack BC29849 that has gone out can you go and swap it for a new one?”
Bob:
EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!
EXTERMINATE!
Can it run doom?
no it only screams
It must scream but it has no mouth. :(
Same tbh
Finally a computer that can feel pain.
Computer, arch.
Computer! Arch!
Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!
… Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck
You are… The computer just became so desensitized to the exit command from people talking about Arch Linux that it started ignoring us.
We’re stuck…
Because you’re reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation
Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?
