• @captainlezbian
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    62 hours ago

    Any bumper sticker threatening gun violence to thieves merely informs them fhat you own the only thing that gets more valuable when stolen

  • @IsThisAnAI
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    Shit like this is why nobody cares about privacy any more.

    Bunch of security media post stupid article about how stickers are leaking into and people just add it to the collection of dumb privacy shit they are told and don’t give a fuck about.

    Nobody is seeing a baseball sticker and using that to rob your house. It’s made up of fantasy shit that doesn’t occur in the real world.

  • @knexcar
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    12 hours ago

    Why would anyone care that you take lots of trips and vacations? Does it let you show off that you have a fulfilling life?

  • @[email protected]
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    57 hours ago

    I have a big sticker that says “honk if you’re a silly goose” and another that says “eat the rich”

    so… what does that say about me? :p

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    79 hours ago

    This family has a LOT of activities. And is middle class, but ranking enough to have free time and money to buy stuff, possibly due to the oilfield worker.

    Their neighborhood has family rivalries but is knit enough to have community barbecues. My daughter has best friends and ballet partners in the community, so at least we know our neighbors as fellow parents.

    Oh and if you fuck with us, we have high-powered rifles and know how to track a bitch. We also have friends with a similar set of skills.

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      Lol neighborhood… community… rofl.
      Psychiatric disorders and a danger to the neighborhood as well as to any peaceful person. 100%

    • @_lilith
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      There is a car where i work that has 5 ish different bad dragon head stickers with no mention of the brand name. No one can call them out without admitting they know what the logo is, and they keep adding more. They are my hero.

      • @[email protected]
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        69 hours ago

        We were talking about power tools at work and I said I’m happy with my Hitachi corded drill. I was disappointed no one even blinked.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      Yeah, my other ride is a broom and similar stickers also imply if you cross my path you better be firm in your beliefs curses don’t work, because mine will find your immortal soul and drag it, screaming and writhing into the very heart of Hell.

      Also my coven depends on me for the sticky-icky and some amazing baked goods. And they don’t want me sad.

      I might be reading a lot into it.

      • @[email protected]
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        3619 hours ago

        “This person has expensive, resellable sex toys that they likely wont file a police report over”

          • @[email protected]
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            28 hours ago

            Lol, the community over in reddit basically had as many people buying/selling as they did posts of people using the products. I think they had it in the forums for the bd site as well.

            • @[email protected]
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              27 hours ago

              I’ll be honest, I’m often less inclined to go to the lengths many would go to satisfy their libido. I guess if I ever decide to date again, I’ll be sure not to date anyone who has an affinity for bad dragon because used sex toys is definitely a hard no from me.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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          You bet your ass I’m filing a report over it. Those things are expensive and they also aren’t available all the time. You need to get on a waiting list for some models.

          • DarkSirrush
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            811 hours ago

            For bad ragons in specific? Yes. Last I checked there was a subreddit and a section in heir official forums to do so, and I am sure there were more spaces I didn’t know about (because I never cared to try looking).

            There are literally trusted middlemen for ensuring you don’t get scammed.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        516 hours ago

        “What’s Strange Albert doing in the Impact Zone, Mike???”

  • @roofuskit
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    I don’t put stickers on my cars typically. But man is this paranoid to the extreme. Unless you’re driving an expensive car it’s unlikely it would make you a target for anything other than road rage.

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, my spouse has received death threats because of her line of work. We have 2 small children and we make sure they have no online presence at all (no pictures, comments, tags, etc), and we intentionally make sure to not have anything identifiable like this on our car. Our other family members have been included in threats before. If someone, for any reason, is targeting you, youre actually giving them a ton of information. Its easier to just not put it on your car and not risk it

  • Cid Vicious
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    This seems paranoid to a silly degree

    Edit: Oh it’s police propaganda, no wonder it’s bad.

  • @[email protected]
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    512 hours ago

    I’ve never noticed stickers under the numberplate, I guess they’re not as popular where I live. Most stickers I see on cars are on the windows. The few cars I’ve seen with stickers on the body of the car itself were owned by teens and more often than not looking like a piece of worthless junk on wheels. It might be a cultural thing, I take OP’s image relates mostly to America.

  • @ickplant
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    Mine just says “this is a safe space for emotional breakdowns”

  • @db2
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    This is exactly why I don’t put shit on my car. That plus it’s incredibly lame.

    I’ll appreciate a funny one on someone else’s car though. And I also appreciate when someone puts a sticker on clearly showing they’re not worth even talking to, like political stickers or racist right wing extremist cult nonsense.

  • @asteriskeverything
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    What about thin blue line or I support police stickers huh richland pd??

    • @[email protected]
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      69 hours ago

      That says: I support racist policing tactics, and might have guns, food buckets, testosterone creams, and dick pills at my house to steal.

  • @CuddlyCassowary
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    2920 hours ago

    I wonder what my Trogdor the Burninator sticker is secretly telling people about me.

    • Coldmoon
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      29 hours ago

      That you’ve time traveled from 2002 to save us

      • @CuddlyCassowary
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        29 hours ago

        Sorry I’m doing such a shitty job of it. I’ll try to step up my game tomorrow. I should have brought Strongmad with me. He’d get the job done.

      • @CuddlyCassowary
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        419 hours ago

        LOL - Oh no! My privacy has been breached!!! Destroy the compy!

      • @CuddlyCassowary
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        316 hours ago

        Not even close. Well, I mean, it’s close like within 100 years!

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          716 hours ago

          So you’re 134 years old. Got it.

          • @CuddlyCassowary
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            316 hours ago

            Damn. You figured me out. Now I need to change my username to CuddlyTortoise.

    • @[email protected]
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      219 hours ago

      That you have some Jumbles and cow lamps just waiting to be capered.

      Better watch out for Biscuit-dough-hands Man.