cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/25971320

Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.

And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:

“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”

or thinking this is a joke:

“That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it”

  • Echo Dot
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    32 hours ago

    If you can tell what car it is even when it’s under a tarp it’s a bad design.

    • Majorllama
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      71 hour ago

      That’s just false. Some of the most beautiful cars ever made have such distinct body lines that most car enthusiasts could easily pick them out even when covered in a tarp.

      Yes I picked one that is comically easy because of the giant wing, but I’m using it on purpose. Simply because a car can be identified while coverd doesn’t mean it’s bad design.

  • @El_guapazo
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    124 hours ago

    It’s actually Elon musk under that blanket

  • @[email protected]
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    145 hours ago

    JFC that car is humongous. I could fit my small car twice under that tarp, with room to spare. Or that guy is tiny.

    • Ephera
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      42 hours ago

      Yeah, I would feel so ridiculous, propelling this whole fucking boat just to move my ass to the grocery store…

    • Scrubbles
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      84 hours ago

      Makes you wonder “why not put it in your garage” but then oh yeah, because tiny man want big truck to feel big, so big he can’t park it in his garage anymore

      • @5too
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        21 hour ago

        I don’t think one would fit in my garage…

    • Rob T Firefly
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      95 hours ago

      A bit of him is probably very tiny.

    • @[email protected]
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      55 hours ago

      Edmund’s spec sheet gives a height of 70.5in (5’10.5) so he’s probably around 5’6

  • @[email protected]
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    7212 hours ago

    Lmao, this is obviously a troll.

    It’s not even satire, just straight up trolling.

    When you use the cover, guess what gets blocked? The cameras.

    So no more sentry mode.

    This just makes the cybertruck an even more attractive target.

  • @[email protected]
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    1712 hours ago

    Finally something in which I can flex my specific knowledge of the human world!

    It is a joke: the shape of the truck is quite peculiar and covering hides none of its typical features.

    • @[email protected]
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      56 hours ago

      Are you sure? I didn’t see any tags. Best to be safe and assume this is something serious and malicious.

      • @[email protected]
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        26 hours ago

        I don’t see any tag in your reply I’ll therefore assume you are being serious and malicious.

  • @CrowAirbrush
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    1412 hours ago

    Ah yes the F-150 with the sharply angled roof.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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    2313 hours ago

    Take it as a cautionary tale. Even though depraved money demons control every major aspect of social and news media and you are surrounded by a constant ear-splitting blare of fascistic brown-note, nobody will ever be better at lying to you than yourself.

  • @j4k3
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    411 hours ago

    Swastiboat with sparky tail butt plug