Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

  • @[email protected]
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    372 hours ago

    Welp every manufacturer that shows this should go down immediately upon first offense.

    Not even kidding, this should be corporate suicide.

    Dodge and Jeep are (well Jeep already was tbh) both firmly on the “actively speak out against” list. If I was in a place of hugely inflated power, I would dismantle the entire company, and sell it to whoever that company likes the least.

    This should honestly be a brand ending scenario in less than 5 seconds after the first ad. CEO should be in the bread line TODAY from getting hit with this.

    ABSOLUTE zero tolerance. There are no valid arguments against this and I will die on this hill.

  • @[email protected]
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    272 hours ago

    But I’m still not allowed to touch my cellphone while behind the wheel because the screen is too distracting, right?

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      This what I don’t get, those huge “infotainment” screens are perfectly acceptable, but you can’t answer a phone.

      Edit; missed the letter “a”.

  • sylver_dragon
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    182 hours ago

    We dun fucked up when we made tarring and feathering CEOs illegal.

    • @RushJet1
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      210 minutes ago

      I know right? I would totally get an ad supported free car. Who knows, someone might make an ad block for it.

  • @applemao
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    343 hours ago

    Stop buying new cars until they remove this bullshit. We can go 40 years with existing cars without buying a single new one.

    • @SocialMediaRefugee
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      13 hours ago

      The cost of used cars isn’t much better assuming you don’t want a piece of crap. After almost being killed by 2 used cars I’d prefer to not risk it anymore.

      • @applemao
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        352 minutes ago

        I was very lucky in that I can repair most cars. It’s a lot harder now. Before I had a real job, all my vehicles cost less than 3k. If you learn what to look for and to stay safe (brakes, tires) you shouldn’t really be in danger with a used car. Now in an accident, some ass in a 30 foot tall dodge truck will kill you, but that’s kind of unavoidable even if you’re on the sidewalk

      • @[email protected]
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        42 hours ago

        Subaru has great safety ratings and the “used Subaru tax” (as in, a used Subaru tends to be more expensive) is because they are very good cars. They have some of the best safety ratings on the market.

  • @weremacaque
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    We need to tally up all the accidents and pedestrian hit-and-runs that occur involving cars with this “feature.” It would likely be enough of an increase you could reasonably make a class action lawsuit. I have no sympathy whatsoever for a car manufacturer that can’t get it through their heads that distracted driving is a major cause of accidents, and could easily happen by their own features.

  • @1995ToyotaCorolla
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    133 hours ago

    You mean the “oopsie poopsie it’s just a glitch nothing to see here” thing that was happening to jeeps a little while ago?

    Color me shocked

  • @eric5949
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    234 hours ago

    This is why I’d rather rebuild my 30 year old civic’s engine then buy a new car.

    • @andros_rex
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      117 minutes ago

      Good that you have an older Civic. The newer ones are lemons - Honda cheaped out on the air condenser from 2017-2021, so no AC! The electrical shit in the dash is all kinds of fucked up too.

    • Joe
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      223 hours ago

      That seems like a lot of hassle if you’re then going to buy a new car anyway.

      • @eric5949
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        -12 hours ago

        Why would i be buying a new car anyways? I don’t want one, the newest car I’m even interested in purchasing in the future is over a decade old. I just drive my wife’s car when I work on mine.

        • @[email protected]
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          82 hours ago

          “Then” means that you will be doing something subsequently. “Than” means that you will be doing something instead of something else. Normally this is a grammatical nitpick, but it actually changes the meaning of your sentence by using the wrong word.

        • @[email protected]
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          172 hours ago

          He was making fun of a light grammatical error in your post.

          You said ‘I’d rather rebuild the engine then buy a new car’

          What you meant was ‘I’d rather rebuild the engine than buy a new car.’

  • @starvald_demelain
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    83 hours ago

    So… um… will the buyer get money from Dodge to drive this shit then?

  • @straightjorkin
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    103 hours ago

    I’d quit my job and start running the campaign for anyone who’s willing to run on outlawing this shit. I’d work 75 hour weeks handing out fliers about distracted driving.

  • @[email protected]
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    93 hours ago

    If you’ve bought any Stellantis Fiat Chrysler Dodge Jeep etc. product in the last 20 years then you deserve this. Absolute junk.

    • @Spaceballstheusername
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      42 hours ago

      I bought a Pacifica plug in hybrid because I wanted electric and needed a minivan for my 3 kids. Worst decision ever.

    • @Anti_Iridium
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      22 hours ago

      My 2006 dodge says I do not deserve this.

  • @SleepNotRequired
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    295 hours ago

    Starting price is now $58,000.

    They ditched selling the accessible models for the luxury market and they do the most cheap and trashy thing possible.

    It’s incredible how stupid millionaire CEOs can be.

    • @[email protected]
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      62 hours ago

      What? That’s about double the price of a Camry which is probably a better car all around

      • @SleepNotRequired
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        62 hours ago

        It seems like every US brand under Stellantis has completely lost their minds.

        Jeep has become all around terrible while becoming more expensive at the same time and it looks like the same thing is happening to Dodge.

    • KayLeadfootOP
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      104 hours ago

      It does appear… pretty bootleg.

      Starting price on a new Dodge Charger is $61,590, get on that inflation train, boss!

  • ssillyssadass
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    436 hours ago

    Did you know John Deere tractors have a dedicated piracy scene? Because the tractors require authorized technicians to service them and doesn’t allow farmers to service them themselves, spoofed firmware has appeared and is fairly frequently used to bypass this.

    My point is, if you can jailbreak a tractor you can jailbreak a car. Just a matter of time.

    • KayLeadfootOP
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      84 hours ago

      Hell yes I do.

      When that old antipiracy ad was like “you wouldn’t download a car,” turns out they were vastly overestimating your average American tractor owner or car driver’s respect for the corporate arcology.

      • TrackinDaKraken
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        63 hours ago

        Arcology: architectural ecology, a city intended to be contained in a single structure.

        • KayLeadfootOP
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          Thanks boss, I used the word and I’m like “I’m maybe 10% sure this is a word and most that confidence is coming from SimCity 2000” but then I went full send, I might not be the best journalist.

          You know, I meant the corporate hierarchy. They’re increasingly living in Spacex company towns or other arcologies and such. The gated communities, whatever the corpo version of the Ivory Tower is. In a word, that one building from SimCity 2000.

  • @[email protected]
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    245 hours ago

    Pretty much everyone asked for this with their actions and choices as consumers. Lucky us, we can still choose not to buy a Dodge Charger or a Swasticar.

    • @thebluehood_380
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      145 hours ago

      It’s def gonna spread tho. This is just one model one make. For now. In 2, 5, 10 years? CP77 without any of the fun shit.

      • @[email protected]
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        115 hours ago

        Unless everybody now says “I’ll never buy anything from dodge”. If it doesn’t impact sales it really will become the new norm.

        • @[email protected]
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          164 hours ago

          You’d really need to boycott anything made by the Stellantis group, which includes

          • Abarth
          • Alfa Romeo
          • Chrysler
          • Citroen
          • Dodge
          • DS
          • Fiat
          • Jeep
          • Lancia
          • Maserati
          • Opel
          • Peugot
          • RAM Trucks
          • Vauxhall

          Because the exact same thing was reported by Jeep drivers a few weeks ago. Maybe the behavior stays contained to just the American brands under the Stellantis umbrella, but better to be safe than sorry.

          • @[email protected]
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            32 hours ago

            Lancia is as good as dead. They only make (made?) one car, and only in the Italian market, and it was a slightly larger Fiat 500. Stellantis is struggling enough with the brands that are still making cars. I’d be shocked if Lancia comes back.

          • @Dragod
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            22 hours ago

            I have a Kia, likely going Toyota or Honda when it’s time. So help me if they do this shit…

          • @ProfessorProteus
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            54 hours ago

            Lancia

            Sad to see that name here, but they’re nothing like they were in the Group B days. At least my ultimate dream car will never have ads, even if I’ll never be able to afford the car itself 🥲

  • @[email protected]
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    84 hours ago

    Brand new 2024 vehicle: I disabled all connectivity. No software updates, no remote start through their app, nothing; it will never connect to the internet. These greedy car and ad companies have lost the benefit of the doubt. Literally no amount of money will ever be enough for these giant corporations…