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      I get institutionalized for one week and miss a million new things

      will a web search for “trans mice” be of any help?

      Are search engines even still around?

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        Long story short, MAGA has confused transgenic mice for testing, for transgender mice being made in labs.

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      Brb starting a transgender-exclusive extreme sports competition and calling it Trans Action

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    Hear me out: A cool shop or company should donate some pittance of every purchase to a good trans focused non profit and then have the signage “Make every transaction a trans action”

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      A transaction?

      No no no officer.

      You are describing a departure of currency from my wallet and/or bank account, in exchange for a good or service.

      Also, officer, I would like to point out that I am not “driving”, I am not “operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated”, I am travelling.

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    In more positive news: the government has now banned trans fats!

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    Breaking news: All Federal motorpools are no longer allowed to even mention, much less actually service the transmissions of their vehicle fleets.