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ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 years ago

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  • Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml
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    I like to carry my potato in other places…

    • ickplantOP
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      Is it still wrapped in foil though?

      • Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml
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        I’ve tried but it scratches a little bit…

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      Username checks out…

    • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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      Were you on reddit? Because I remember seeing your username on Reddit

      • Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml
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        No, not the same. I’ve been on Reddit for like 17 years with different usernames and I must confess that I did take the username from the Reddit one.

    • HandsomePotato
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      Bonjour

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    I’m notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I’m told there was a cyst in it.

    • Flying SquidM
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      “Can’t. It’s radioactive.”

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        You’re just making me hungrier dude

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    I’ll stick to the good ol’ “Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can’t overthink the stuff you did if you can’t remember anything at all” but this is good too

    • quicksand@lemm.ee
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      You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you’ve done, which you can’t remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You’ll know what I mean one day

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        Ah, good old hangxiety.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    puts my special hat on

    I am a potato wrapped in foil!

    • Comment105@lemm.ee
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      Tin foil hat and space blanket.

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    Clean towel, foil potato, can’t lose?

    • ickplantOP
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      Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.

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    Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

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    Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

    Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

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      This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted’s enormous scrote.

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