• @[email protected]
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    I’m notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I’m told there was a cyst in it.

  • @[email protected]
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    191 year ago

    I’ll stick to the good ol’ “Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can’t overthink the stuff you did if you can’t remember anything at all” but this is good too

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      You can just retrospectively imagine all of the terrible things you’ve done, which you can’t remember. You were trained in the dark, but I was born into it. You’ll know what I mean one day

    • @ickplantOP
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      61 year ago

      Add in duct tape and WD-40 to cover all bases.

  • @FordBeeblebrox
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    81 year ago

    Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

  • @Adeptfuckup
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    Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

    Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      This has everything to do with misspellyng roofie and nothing to do with our lust for Ted’s enormous scrote.