• Luffy@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

  • MTK
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    6 months ago

    I registered at “C:\Users\mtk\Desktop\vibes.html”

    • DaMonsterKnees
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      And now I’m sitting here like, is Michael Terrence Kent, THIS fucking bold? Well, MTK, what is it?!

      • MTK
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        6 months ago

        Yes, I am him, the person you wrote

    • InputZero
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      That’s impossible because that’s my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there’s a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that’s never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.

      • Opisek
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        Why did my Internet stop working? I DoSed OP’s IP address.

  • ZILtoid1991Banned from community
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    We should host a parody (online) conference, where we talk about things we know jackshit about, but if we were experts.

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      You ask an LLM to code something and then just run the code blind without reading it and if it seems to work, publish the application. You can imagine how many performance and security problems it produces.

      • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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        I used to laugh at these, but I’ve just been asked to help with an issue where I work and what do you know… long story short it’s not funny to me anymore

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          6 months ago

          Not funny because you’re afraid the AI will take your job away right? Right?

      • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Absolutely insane that anyone would do this

        Meanwhile I’m dropping my config into my local AI asking “why the FUCK do I suddenly have no permission to write to a folder I’ve been using for days?!?!” Only to have the air go "hey dipshit you put /data/downloads in one spot and /data/download in the other, that’s why, try not making typos that are real words in the future (I told my tech support persona to be mildly annoyed and in need of more coffee because I’ve never known an IT person not to be those things)

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I registered. The landing page was really fancy. It said at the bottom that it was generated entirely by AI. It was honestly probably one of the nicest web pages I’ve interacted with. I’m looking forward to this exciting event.

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    If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.