Source: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/602

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Big Bird: “The next letter is G. God is for God, who doesn’t exist, and if God doesn’t exist, that means everything is permitted…”

  • NONE
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    7 months ago

    I thought it was just boredom but in a pretentious and French way…

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        7 months ago

        It’s literally just a French word.

        Yeah, there’s no need for the redundancy, really; if you say “French” you can omit “pretentious”, it’s already implied.

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            6 months ago

            Did anyone else automatically read this in a french accent?

            • reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org
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              7 months ago

              Because stating true shit that happens in that country is xenophobic?

              How about when you buffoons started calling french fries freedom fries? Or had your president order McDonald’s in the white house? Or maybe that time you got indoctrinated to worship a flag as a kid, only to then watch as your classmates got shot to death because “muh guns”?

              Literally all of it happens, but god forbid the french use a word in their own fucking language. Go fuck yourself, fucking clown.

            • reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org
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              6 months ago

              “It’s literally just an American word.”

              Yeah, there’s no need for the redundancy, really; if you say “American” you can omit “fat fucks”, it’s already implied.


              Because you hypocrites would get just as mad at the reversal, idiot…

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                6 months ago

                I honestly feel a bit bad for you if you’re actually this mad about someone making a joke about stereotypes and not just trolling… For the record, I’m not American, and work in an international environment where people make jokes about my language and culture on the daily. Life gets a lot better when you don’t take yourself too seriously and just have fun with the quirks and stereotypes attached to your nationality.

                So I say again: y u so mad bro?

                Regards, An inbred, rotten fish eating, mountain monkey

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                6 months ago

                You can call American words “just English words.” We dont care, we stole the language from 3 others. You’re alone in your butthurt here.

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        7 months ago

        The French, truly an oppressed populace.

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        7 months ago

        Pal, all the “racism” you speak of is only in your mind. My comment at no time was meant to be denigrating to the French,

        I mentioned French because I know ennui is a French word, which I understood was used by philosophers to speak of a kind of “transcendental” and therefore “pretentious” boredom. So no, I didn’t say the French were pretentious, if you thought I was.

        Sorry if i wasn’t clear enough.

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    7 months ago

    Frogs aren’t happy…I had a frog in my back yard last year for 2 weeks. He just screamed bloody murder the entire time. Just hours and hours of screaming at 2am.

    I don’t know if he hopped away, or if he got eaten by a predator, but I feel like I appriciate the circle of life a little bit more knowing that fuckers probably dead.

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      7 months ago

      He wasn’t necessarily unhappy. He was probably horny, though.

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        7 months ago

        That’s a good stratagy. I’m going to go to the bar this weekend and just stand next to women. Then just start screaming as if I’m being stabbed, while a basket of puppies burn in a fire. All with an erection.

        What could possibly go wrong?

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          7 months ago

          If you’re eaten by a snake because you sound like a frog, I will enjoy the scientific paper that results.

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          7 months ago

          What could possibly go wrong?

          Lots of watery wet frog eggs in a pond near your bedroom window.

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    6 months ago

    This feels like a very Tumblr joke. Purple prose trying too hard to expand on a simple concept, ultimately losing any real connection to the starting context.

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      6 months ago

      Taken from french, maybe ? IDK, I’m not a languiste.

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        6 months ago

        Yes. It’s french for “boredom”, but the kind of boredom that’s results from life being too easy. It’s like being an over-achieving student in a class where the teacher is focused on the kids who are struggling to catch up.